Miranda Miller

Yall wanna know how bad my headache was last night?

It was “I had to take SIX Tylenol PM to knock my ass out” bad.

Tonight’s dinner. First time working with puff pastry and cooking asparagus.

How did I do?

Kathryn Hahn in red.

[audible gasp]

I’m 🤏🏻 close to screaming into a pillow, and crying myself to sleep for a nap.

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

I’ve been called “Leno chin” and I’ve been told I look like a man. Now, I’ve been called fat because I dislike how things are in the world.

I get that I don’t look “pretty”, but if you come for me…imma clap back twice as hard.

2 years since my first fur baby crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Missing her every day. 💔🌈🐈🐾🐱🪽

At least with Jay, there was a chance of normality. Now, not so much.

The former CEO of Blue Sky just handed the reigns over to a white, pro AI, venture capitalist MAN as the new interm CEO.

Imma stay till shit hits the fan.

But I swear, this place was supposed to be a refuge. Now? It might not be AGAIN.

Fuck men in charge.

You gave up your job…so an AI bro can ruin your app. SMDH.

Keep AI away from here, I swear. Im finale getting the groove of this app, and if you fuck it up like Musk, I’m gone.

I loved Twitter, despite its many imperfections.

Then Elon Musk fucked up Twitter beyond all recognition.

I will never, ever forgive him for that.

I now love Bluesky, despite its many imperfections.

With all due respect please don’t fuck up Bluesky, or I will never, ever forgive you.

Thank you.

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Hey @toni.bsky.team, as long as you don’t turn it into the hellscape that is X…we’re all going to be just fine.

Inside out voices inside my head, by make it #Bridgerton

Kathryn Hahn being cast as Mother Gothel is proof that manifesting works (in this case it did). 🪞🌼

Kathryn Hahn has changed her Instagram bio:

“mother knows best 🪞”

MANIFESTATION WORKS!

Bestie moots on here who single and sapphic/lesbian…what apps are you using?

I’ve been going back and forth about it, and I want to make sure the app I eventually use is legit.

As great as both songs are..it’s about to be OSCAR WINNER EJAE. 💜🪽

This song is so #Franchaela coded

#Bridgerton #Franchaela

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl." #francheala

Gay people aren’t the problem, Pete. You’re underestimating how smart and understanding kids are. In fact, you are preventing IMPORTANT conversation by taking out things like this.

Kids don’t need therapy from seeing LOVING FAMILIES that just so happen to have two moms/dads.

One guess as to the color of their hats.

Crocheted Groot from the Pet Expo 🌳🌿🪾🌱

#Bridgerton Memes

Hey, so FUCK Timothée Chalamet.

He will eventually be replaced by AI. Opera performers and Ballet Dancers will not.

Him dating a KharTRASHian/Jenner makes so much sense now.

Watching the new Dinosaur documentary on Netflix and…it’s already 🔥.

I freaking love Dinosaurs, dude.
🦕🦖🐊🐢

#Bridgerton #Franchaela