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27 he/him Let's goooooooooo

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Tycho, you are not the arbiter of: "what keeps it hood".

10.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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FUCK YOU

08.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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2 guys Kenny Omega has played in live action

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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amy thingy between comms #amyrose

05.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2518 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1630 πŸ” 646 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe I'm out of pocket but I'm kind of shocked at the turnaround people are giving Marathon considering it's a sham reboot of a dead franchise that got caught plagiarizing an artist for their entire aesthetic to the point where the game couldn't be shown for months.

04.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1598 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 11

Actually, Papa John's was the name of the creator. The brand is technically referred to as "Papa John's Monster".

03.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"It’s Jeff is one of Marvel’s most accessible comics in both its storytelling and marketing."

Read more of my thoughts in our newsletter:

lifelinecomics.substack.com/p/how-to-mak...

@kellythompson.bsky.social @gurihiru.bsky.social

02.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Resident Evil Requiem is a hit with users on Metacritic, where it has the joint highest user score of all time. https://bit.ly/40IfFso

02.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
"how to deal with harassment

*examples of inappropriate behaviour*

Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"how to deal with harassment *examples of inappropriate behaviour* Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"step 1: KILL"

"step 1: KILL"

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employee orientation

28.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3224 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 3

if the avatar fighting game devs weren't cowards they'd make it so whenever your opponent jumps when you're playing as toph they become invisible

28.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Eight panels, each depicting a selfie-style snapshot of Tangle the Lemur interacting with characters from sonic: drinking tea with Vanilla the Rabbit, hugging a very stiff Kit the Fennec, running away from Surge the Tenrec, working out with Gemerl, bothering Jewel the Beetle as she does paperwork, posing with Belle the Tinkerer, sticking her tongue out at Clutch the Opossum, and putting an arm around Lanolin the Sheep, who struggles to muster a smile.

Eight panels, each depicting a selfie-style snapshot of Tangle the Lemur interacting with characters from sonic: drinking tea with Vanilla the Rabbit, hugging a very stiff Kit the Fennec, running away from Surge the Tenrec, working out with Gemerl, bothering Jewel the Beetle as she does paperwork, posing with Belle the Tinkerer, sticking her tongue out at Clutch the Opossum, and putting an arm around Lanolin the Sheep, who struggles to muster a smile.

Here's a better look at the Tangle selfies I drew for today's Tails Tube!

26.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 3578 πŸ” 1245 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15
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Magik
#Magik
SFW

26.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2908 πŸ” 518 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey, so we got a trojan horse
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

26.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 3969 πŸ” 2065 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 109
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*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

26.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2844 πŸ” 901 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 118
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26.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 5228 πŸ” 1634 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

25.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 715 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 0
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In other news, I just found an indie action sports game that is Lethal League adjacent featuring punk characters and it's free on Steam as it's being developed.

store.steampowered.com/app/1913550/...

The dev isn't on Bluesky but they're here if you want.

x.com/CreationInfe...

24.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

So many people are like, "Oh the prestige, think of the prestige, EVO won't matter anymore," and I really need people to stop thinking about how doing this hurts EVO and start thinking about how doing this is an attempt to hurt everyone else who isn't EVO.

24.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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Mods are asleep:

Another Kuuga

24.02.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

"EVO's traditions, values, and identity will remain unchanged," says company 24 hours before announcing they're going to have a tournament every month of the year so that no matter when you run another grassroots event you're getting stepped on by an EVO event.

EVO is anti-FGC. Do not support them.

23.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1796 πŸ” 853 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10
22.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
nice shark

nice shark

NICE SHARK

NICE SHARK

pretty shark

pretty shark

PRETTY SHARK

PRETTY SHARK

started watching Babylon 5

22.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cleveland Brown Sketch #skeb
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

20.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 2480 πŸ” 742 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
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This Scott the Woz clip continues to be extremely relevant lmao

20.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1277 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 24
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Age verification vendor Persona left frontend exposed, researchers say Behind a basic age check, researchers say Persona’s system runs extensive identity, watchlist, and adverse-media screening.

Researchers discovered a publicly exposed frontend on a government-authorized server, containing 2,456 accessible files from the age verification vendor used by Discord.

20.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2843 πŸ” 1668 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 342
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This panel from the new X-Men #25 is ...... I just can't. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

19.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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Okay now hold on, he's out of pocket but his heart is in the right place.

19.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am! The giveaways for February's Whatnot show are two copies of Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake!

#gamers #dragonquest #nintendoswitch #whatnot #free

18.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHenshin.”

*Flips Schoolbus Driver*
β€œEAT MY SHORTS!”
β€œDON’T HAVE A COW MAN!”
β€œWHO THE HELL ARE YOU!”
β€œAY CARUMBA!”
β€œC-C-C-C-COWABUNGA!”
πŸš‚πŸš‚πŸš‚πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
β€œWHO THE HELL ARE YOU!”
♨️♨️♨️
*Mist clears*

β€œBARTMAN!”

17.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0