Big Aussie Vulpine

Risky to call someone "asshole" when you're an easily insertable size 😏

He's actually fully aware you're a guy in a costume, he would never do to his "waifu" the things he's going to do to you, you're expendable to his fantasies

You're not the first & you won't be the last

No lie detected

The radio news report said:

"He'll still be representing his electorate of Maranoa but looks forward to spending more time with his family"

Sounds like he's not going to be putting much effort into 'representing' then...

Olive oil & garlic?

Bacon, Vegemite & Peanut Butter (separately, not together) are also top tier on toasted English muffins 😋

🗨️"Dude what a crazy party last night! I heard lil Mike lost a major bet loool!!"

🗨️"hey btw have u seen Mike anywhere? I haven't heard from him all morning, did he stay at yours or go home?"

🗨️"BRO wake up its 3pm!!!!!!"

comm for @chuff.dev

#nsfw #macro #micro #vore #analvore #MacroMarch

Marcus came across a cute little deer who loved spelunking in butts, and decided to offer up his own elephant rump for the little guy <3

Art and Marcus both belong to @olfintheorc.bsky.social

Slips in easy! ✨

Saw him pissing & was like:
"Ooh, another snake!"

Two down the throat 😋
Two up the butt 🍑
One into your cock 🍆

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

Absolutely 🥵

"Oh hey! I got yer buddy right here!"

cw: micro alt

you can join him if u want 💚

CW: Anal Vore AV

Does this count for #BusEatingDay ?

Happy Macro March from giant foxes with shrink rays :3

I'd listen...

With my mouth full
👅🍆🐂
🐂🍑👅

I've seen Fooster play this, it is *not* good.
Typical "simulator" jank & the story isn't enough of a focus to remotely compare it to Fire Watch

Your pronouns are:
Appetiser/Tidbit 😋

Psychology says people who constantly apologize for things that aren't their fault aren't being polite. They grew up in an environment where someone else's bad mood was always their responsibility to ... That reflexive 'sorry' you can't stop saying was never about politeness — it was a survival strategy you learned before you had the language to name what was happening in your home.

"Psychology says people who constantly apologize for things that aren't their fault aren't being polite. They grew up in an environment where someone else's bad mood was always their responsibility to fix." share.google/LxDa6ftaoJmN...

🐉✨Don't mess with the Star Forger if you don't want to end up reduced to a simple ass plug~ ;) ....

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Looks more like he's gonna be *feeding* that ass, rather than eating it 😈

If this is supposed to be a deterrent, it ain't workin' on me 😈

His hole now 🍩

That's the dream 😍

a cartoon horse is sitting on a bus with the nick logo on the bottom ALT: a cartoon horse is sitting on a bus with the nick logo on the bottom

That's my stop! 😁

Yah 😋

you wake up and see a mega Charizard devouring ur friend on top of you

I watch with jealousy but know that I'll be following him shortly 🥰

I like to imagine that's the offer he made to the delivery guy: "Eat my hole" but instead the reverse happened & his hole ate the delivery guy 😈

You could always blind the broadcast by grabbing the helicopter & shoving it up your ass 😈

Although the final visual before the dark, wouldn't help stop people being horny for you 🤔😋