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Neil Degrassi Highson

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CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)

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The only decent one I had was I got blocked by Stephen Crowder because I responded to his tweet about being happy his mom was anti-abortion with "That's too bad."

11.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like if Iran was going to launch drones at America they'd just launch them at a specific place in Florida where a pretty relevant dude to their interests spends 90% of his time.

11.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They hold the dummy's hand when they get scared driving through small cities.

11.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not gonna say what I really want to say, but having had all the famous pizzas in New Haven, I can say that sometimes you might just want Dominos.

11.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I begrudgingly agree with this.

I don't want to pay for YouTube of all things, but every time I use it somewhere with someone who doesn't have it I'm like, "So YouTube is basically unusable for you, huh?"

11.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once saw a video of some guy who makes these types of hats custom for rich people and I remember thinking that there'd be more dignity in mopping up peepshow booths.

11.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*gasp* not divorce on biblical grounds!

Please Ken, get into a really messy slap fight over this.

11.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's another one of those cases where it's unclear if they're true believers in uninspiring Centrism or if they want the Conservatives to win.

Mamdani losing that election would have further sunk the Dems at a national level and I'm not sure they understand that.

11.03.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mamdani is more proof that voters don't want centrists.

The guy was up against constant interference and attempted rigging and still won decisively even though he was up against a spoiler that was tailor made for those swing voters you claim are the only way to win elections.

11.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's why it's so frustrating to see the Dems continually run candidates that don't even clear that insanely simple hurdle.

11.03.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, a ton of voters AREN'T educated on the issues. That's why it's the candidate's job to educate those people on the issues rather than shrugging and saying things should work the way they wish they did.

11.03.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, no, they were chosen by a very small number of specific voters on the basis of what they wanted rather than what the general public wanted.

I don't have a perfect candidate and I never will. The only people who get their perfect candidates are centrists at the cost of presidential elections.

11.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem is the Dems aren't running "possible", they're running "perfect*"

*For a few centrists and no one else.

11.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank Clinton, Biden, and Harris. They're the ones that doomed us with him twice now.

11.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's very basic electioneering.

You learn it in middle school.

The trick is you have to convince people to vote for you rather than pretending observable reality works the way you wish it did.

11.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not complaining so much as I'm theorizing why our current Dems seem unable/unwilling to meet the moment.

11.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone who runs a non-viable campaign isn't opposing Trump.

11.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, I'm sure Trump wouldn't immediately take full credit for lowering gas prices.

11.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like it's a mix of them being too afraid to upset their right wing donors and them being big enough rubes to think that the strategists, who are very clearly just looking to milk them for easy money, actually know how to win elections which, you know, they clearly don't.

11.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And those swing voters didn't like Harris's Conservative-lite campaign.

11.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems more foolish to run a campaign that wasn't trying to win them over if their votes were enough to turn the tide of the election.

11.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Harris ran a campaign that was based around trying to win over Conservatives at the expense of losing countless liberal and progressive voters.

Turns out these swing voters don't want their choices to be "far right" and "center right".

11.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The swing voters you're referring to have made it more than clear that they don't approve of anything Trump is doing.

11.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet that reads "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush" with a photo of a tan dog rooting around in a small bush.

A tweet that reads "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush" with a photo of a tan dog rooting around in a small bush.

Dude kidnapped a guy in Venezuela and didn't understand the support he received from them was due to personal ambition instead of them just really liking him and thinking he was smart and now he thinks it's going to be the same for every country.

He's the physical embodiment of this tweet:

11.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Explain.

11.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Jeff, are you still an ephebophile?

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As it turns out voters expect them to actually fight the fascists instead of scowling while voting for everything the fascists want.

10.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I get the feeling that whatever happens with this is the result of Schumer and the DNC just not having a clue what people want to vote for anymore.

Like, I don't think Oyster guy is going to turn out well if he wins, but voters need more than "Well, she's old so she deserves it."

10.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I left partly because the Twitter app kept soft locking my phone and partly because the user base over there was getting more and more obnoxious.

Maybe it would have been harder for me to leave if I had a bunch of followers, but I doubt it. At this point there's not even an audience over there.

10.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have a ton of hope that the party will come around if the donors don't want them to.

10.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0