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Former TV writer (SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World, National Lampoon), novelist and social justice warrior. My weapon is wit and I take no prisoners. Check out my books. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kevin-Kelton/author/B09PSW1219?

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People keep talking about the possibility of US boots on the ground in Iran. Gang, they ARE there. I guarantee you we have special forces and CIA teams running covert op missions right now. Not tens of thousands. But certainly a few dozen are already there. You have to be naive to think otherwise.

09.03.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You want to know what IS funny? That you were too uninformed to read my profile and learn that I am a FORMER SNL writer. You are complaining to a guy who had as much input into the show now as you do.

09.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein. YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse

48 minutes long but well worth the time. Sen. Whitehouse lays out many of the Epstein-Trump-Russia connections very clearly.

www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...

07.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What part of $90 a barrel oil, 90,000 lost jobs, a new Middle East war, and a spike in inflation is making America great again?

06.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump and Rubio assumed Iran would fold again like they did last summer. But Iran now realizes that folding last summer after an unprovoked attack was an existential mistake. They simply cannot do that again and maintain their self-respect as a nation. Trump miscalculated badly.

03.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think FIFA will revoke his peace prize

28.02.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1424 ๐Ÿ” 271 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

16.02.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

16.02.2026 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump claimed he hadn't spoken to Jeffrey Epstein since 2004. But here is an email from 2018 wherein Epstein claims he was asked for 3 names to replace Steven Mnuchin. Everything Donald says is a lie.

13.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2063 ๐Ÿ” 830 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

16.02.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

16.02.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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04.02.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did write for SNL, so it's not inaccurate. My profile makes that very clear.

31.01.2026 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I no longer write for SNL. Sorry I can't be of help.

26.01.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you'd read my profile, you'd see that I no longer write for SNL. Sorry to disappoint.

26.01.2026 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Videos Show Moments in Which Agents Killed a Man in Minneapolis Federal authorities said the slain man, Alex Pretti, had approached agents with a gun. But videos show Mr. Pretti was holding his phone, not a weapon, when they pulled him to the ground.

Videos verified by The New York Times show Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the man federal agents shot and killed in Minneapolis on Saturday, was holding a phone, not a gun, when the agents took him to the ground and shot him. In total, at least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds.

25.01.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1449 ๐Ÿ” 726 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

And tonight all the main news broadcasts in america will not even mention that their president is unhinged, demented and clearly unfit to lead anything at all. They are so afraid of the truth.

21.01.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 13034 ๐Ÿ” 3039 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 664 ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

This country thought they were electing Sonny Corleone. What they got was Fredo.

10.01.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My holiday wish... ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“š#booksky @booksky.bsky.social

24.12.2025 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A not too distant future?

26.11.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why "by Thanksgiving"? To coincide with a huge Epstein doc dump, Iโ€™m betting. In Trump's warped mind he can bury the Epstein revelations over the holiday weekend with a so-called "historic peace deal."

22.11.2025 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A headline worthy of SNL's Jim Downey. We are living in bizarro world.

21.11.2025 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.

16.11.2025 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights

Direct kickback to the airline industry for them lobbying to end the shutdown with a clean CR.

White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...

15.11.2025 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry:
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
AOC
Chris Murphy
Ro Khanna
Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.

15.11.2025 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From CNN: "They believe that Democrats have an upper hand on... health care and that a separate health care vote will spotlight the differences between the two parties, even though it has little chance of becoming law." So, they did this just to get a SYMBOLIC VOTE they know they'll lose?! SMH!

10.11.2025 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen

10.11.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 26655 ๐Ÿ” 10736 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2491 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1119

Cut to: Wednesday, 11/4/26. Repubs just INCREASED their numbers in both chambers. Trump is gloating. And Democratic strategists are shaking their heads, wondering why Dem turnout was so abysmal. "Where'd the under-30 voters go?" BOOKMARK TODAY! This is where you lost them.

10.11.2025 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow I can't believe George
Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans

09.11.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3112 ๐Ÿ” 470 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Concur.

10.11.2025 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0