Chloe

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

Portland folk punk scene be like “New show just announced at the rapist pedophile house 🤩”

I have 1 phone - Kevin Gate

Oomf shared literally the worst poem I’ve ever read on ig stories

if my coworker who’s gay & cute left a sticky note on the door complimenting a dress i wore last week does that mean i officially have a work wife?

When i first joined bsky a couple years ago my feed was ALL furry porn to the point the app was unusable until the bigger twitter exodus

It happened to me: one of the first ever “cis men” to flirt with me much earlier in my transition came out as a girl

Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.

Will Chloe move to The Bay Area by 2030 place ur bets now & lock them in!!!!!!!!

Yknow, hate to hand it to him, but I think it’s kinda fab that the richest & maybe the most evil man in the world is a ketamine addict. Imaging Musk just kundled DOWN in the back of a waymo is sooo funny to me

Most unserious part of the bay area is when people will say “we’re gonna get some real heat today!” and the heat in question is 73 & sunny with a gentle breeze

Oomf changed his DJ name from something reallllly cool to something reallllly boring

Everyone organizing trans relocation events in PDX had better be giving 100% of their funds raised to QTBIPOC no shade

Last night at & after the club i was feeling kinda insecure & undesirable but then when I got home I remembered that i kissed four separate ppl across the span of the whole day lol

I think you’re a really good & fun dj jackson!!! Biggest fan of The UK Sound. Keep playing those tunes ! <3

Funny situation I have found myself in as a gay person multiple times now is “approached by a stunningly hot non binary who you want to make a pass at but then in conversation they mention being a hair stylist so you instead decide to change routes & seek out their service + talent instead.”

Music gc is has been popping off all day talking about clipse & coldplay like it’s 2002

Me last sunday asf

Still kinda gagged that my mother had the gall to suggest her trans daughter & her son’s trans boyfriend try to attend THE catholic mass with THE pope ar THE VATICAN on Christmas eve

Same girl :/

Cis lady walked up to me & my trans friend on the dancefloor last Fri, grabbed his shoulder looked us in the eyes & said “I NEED you to know that YOU are allowed to take up THE MOST SPACE…” but by the time those words left her mouth I was halfway across the club looking for a place to sit & do bumps

I LOVE MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reaching levels of unsupervised during work hours never seen before

Read at 808 pm… im gonna try to hit all 3 😵‍💫

Succubass is gonna tear tho… not going to neffa t either?

Oomf just met the costco guys???

Breeders are insane. Like sure let’s just bring THREE strollers with THREE different babies onto a crowded bus at rush hour. Surely there will be room for that!!!!

I'm gonna shine out in the wild silence