Still can’t believe this rambling piece of shit is our president
09.03.2026 22:23
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When the king farted, he produced noble gas.
07.03.2026 19:16
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BREAKING: the United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52‘s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.
06.03.2026 19:32
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
06.03.2026 07:24
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I thought my nose was running but it's snot.
06.03.2026 02:05
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Trying to provoke both a world war and Civil War at the same time while demanding a Nobel peace prize is a level of insanity that might never be matched
01.03.2026 22:43
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I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.
01.03.2026 20:11
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Operation Epstein Fury
01.03.2026 18:06
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Trump started the board of peace because he was bored of peace
01.03.2026 06:17
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The chairman of the Board of peace telling us there might be US casualties
28.02.2026 19:08
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😔
28.02.2026 18:37
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28.02.2026 18:37
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28.02.2026 18:34
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21.02.2026 01:56
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I’ve developed a severe phobia of elevators, but I’m taking steps to overcome it.
19.02.2026 18:23
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19.02.2026 18:21
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If your cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud?
11.02.2026 06:49
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07.02.2026 19:17
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05.02.2026 23:26
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If you still support Donald Trump, it’s obvious that you hate America
05.02.2026 18:27
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05.02.2026 04:26
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Say less
05.02.2026 03:22
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03.02.2026 18:44
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Bahahahahaha
28.01.2026 18:14
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Replacing Gregory Bovino with Tom Homan is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.
28.01.2026 00:57
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If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to watch “Melania” I still wouldn’t. I’d rather die
27.01.2026 20:16
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25.01.2026 19:39
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The placebo on the gazebo was in Sausalito
14.01.2026 06:39
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Why can’t things ever spiral into control?
08.01.2026 21:48
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