Rio

I'm not beholden to gravity, I fall upwards thank you very much

(super stoked about our new socials team!! gremlins unite)

👀 that would require me to have a good taste in music

Wide Pat the sneaker thief, pictured fingergunning two pairs of sneaks and wearing airpods

oh no he can't hear you he's wearing airpods

Wide Pat the sneaker thief, pictured fingergunning two pairs of sneaks

uh oh I caught him fingergunning your sneakers

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Marketing graphic for announcing Prevent-A-Thon 7 volunteering applications. The PAT logo is situated in the top left corner with its blue flame in the middle. Two Pat the dogs are doing finger guns back to back slightly off center in the background, and Wide Pat is peaking up from the bottom. The text reads: "Volunteer Applications for Prevent-A-Thon 7 OPEN! Prevent-A-Thon 7 will run April 30th through May 3rd, 2026. Experience is useful, but not required for most roles. The following roles are available: Comms Buddy Donations Host Interviewer (NEW!) Social Media Clip Taker Video Editor (NEW!) Restreamer Tech Checker Green Room Setup Twitch Moderator Flex For questions, please contact the relevant staff role or an Organizer on Discord. Volunteer applications close Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 @ 2:59 AM ET"

Volunteer Applications for #PAT7 are now OPEN!

We have a few new roles available, along with some role shadowing options.

Additionally, Pat has found a way to duplicate so he can be in all the channels at once! (don't fact-check me)

🏌️ forms.gle/96hJTUpqwjNB...

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

um, please advice? i think my feth is broken :(

SKELATIENS SMOKEN WHEED AND BREATHIN OUT DA WHEED SMOKE "HELL YEAH" AND THERE NOT DOIN MUCH BECAUSE THERE TIRED EVERY DAY AND EVERY THING MAKES THEM MORE TIRED,,, BUT WE STAY MOVING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! DA TEXT "BORN 2 KICK ASS TO TIRED 2 KICK ASS , INTERNET WAS FUN NOW ITS PUNISHMENT, GOVERNMENT RUN BY PEDAPHILE RICH GUYS AND NO ONE CARES, SLEEPY ALL DAY CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT, WAIT OF RHT WORLD" WE SEE OURSELVES AS GUIDED SOLELY BY OUR OWN VISION AND ACTIONS BUT WE EXIST WHOLLY IN THE CONTEXT OF THE WORLD , EVEN AS OUR ACTIONS CAN ONLY SHAPE OURSELVES AND NOT THE WORLD,,, IF THE WORLD IS A TOILET IT MIGHT FEEL WEIRD TO BE A RAINBOW IN THE TOILET BUT ITS BETTER THAN BEING A TURD, THEY MIGHT BELONG BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE JUST SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Captain Crunch Oops! All Berries box art, but changed to be "Oops! All Democracy" with the Helldivers 2 helmet in place of Captain Crunch.

WE'RE DOIN' DEMOCRACY NOW?

As your democratically elected social media volunteer, I am here to announce HELLDIVERS 2 Illuminate Operation Any% by @kuritas.bsky.social

Sip your libertea and watch democracy: www.twitch.tv/steelcityspe...

Donate: www.steelcityspeedsters.com/donate

#HtH26

Marketing graphic containing the Steel City Speedsters' bus logo, partially underground in a pothole, with confetti falling down. Text reads: "Day 1 Complete! $925.05 raised for charity! Yinz y'all tomorrow!! (small text size) no this IS the right way to use this term Highway to Help 2026"

We raised $925.05 for Hugh Lane Wellness Foundation! 🎉

That's all for tonight folks, but we'll be back tomorrow at 12 PM EST for day 2!

Good night!! #HtH26

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

how it's going mentally

married for nearly 9 years and still losing smh

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Getting ready for some more absolute PEAK content with friendos.

twitch.tv/sgrunt

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

keanu greaves

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”

Make Art (1/4)

It's WidePat, but angy

Marketing graphic containing the logo of Prevent-A-Thon in the top left corner and a wide Pat the dog emote in the bottom. He's smiling. Text reads: "Submissions for Prevent-A-Thon 7 OPEN! Run Submissions Prevent-A-Thon 7 will run April 30th through May 3rd, 2026. We're looking for speedruns and gaming-related showcases of all kinds! Run submissions close Monday, March 2nd, 2026 @ 2:59 AM ET Games Committee & Producer Applications Applications are open! Want to comb through interesting content to add to our schedule? Or keep things running smoothly during the event? Consider applying! GC and Producer applications close Thursday, February 26th, 2026 @ 11:59 PM ET Other volunteer roles will open at a later date. Pat approves"

Run Submissions, GC & Producer Applications are now OPEN for Prevent-A-Thon 7!

#PAT7 will run for 12+ hours each day (no overnights) on April 30th-May 3rd, 2026.

Pat said he's so excited, he had to be included in the post - we agreed!

🏃 oengus.io/marathon/PAT7
🎮 forms.gle/4kjXiJK9qy6Q...

pick up the ash and berries

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc