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“Burn the dog bed! Put the dog in the washing machine- he’ll be FINE!”

Ross and I have referenced this for YEARS - this is me every time we have houseguests.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

Looking forward to my hair being enormous 😟

Mmmmmm steamy

Tall, slender columnar cactus with dense spines along its length, growing upright from a pot. Several elongated pink-and-cream flower buds extend from the upper stem, with one smaller bud emerging lower down. Kinda looks like those weird dildos they sell on Temu.

My cactus is starting to look like one of those sex toys that are totally beyond my capability for spatial reasoning.

I always forget Duvall’s first role was Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird. I have remembered and forgotten it multiple times in the last 35 years.

Naomi Watts as Jackie is giving pure drag performance 5 stars for the melodrama

The soundtrack doesn’t suck tbh but that might just be my age speaking

The JFK Jr- CBK miniseries is so bad.
I love it.

Jawbreaker - Chesterfield King YouTube video by PunksInVegas

Jawbreaker was my band in the early 90s. I sat through so many shows where Green Day opened for them.

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Omg listening to that and all the drug references I never got back then because I was a goody-goody. I haven’t heard the term “crosstops” since high school.

Omg Korn 😂😂😂 the most Bakersfield band ever. Not much can make me be embarrassed about being from the San Joaquin Valley, but Korn is…yikes. Lotta people my age who live there still have that kind of music as their personality 🙃

I bought this on 7” (wish I knew where it was now) after a friend put it on a mixtape and it was my secret punk rock shame that I loved that song 😂

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I remember their first major label tour van was a repurposed Bookmobile & in the interviews they said “it’s hilarious because we don’t read books!” I clutched my little pearls so hard over that 😂
I was a straight edge teen so the paint huffing thing at Gilman
really deeply offended my sensibilities

It still blows my mind that they give a shit about *anything*. I remember those guys at the Gilman in Berkeley in 1990/1 and while every other band was proto-woke all they cared about was huffing spray paint. That said, I am happy people can grow…

You want me to go to the CBD after work? Give me universal basic cocaine. Or dexxys. That’s the only way I’m leaving my house on a weeknight. Under the influence and making very bad choices.

Take my recent rant with a grain of salt because I seriously hate buskers so much. Nobody asked for you! Shut up!
Muzak at the supermarket is bad enough.

Also, don’t quote buskers about foot traffic. Opportunistic grifters who traffic in auditory graffiti are not a useful sample. And Docklands has always been shit. Stop trying to make Docklands happen.

You want more people in the CBD? Make it more attractive and affordable for young people to live there. Us olds just want to eat leftovers at home and fall asleep on the couch. Leave us alone.

I finish work at 6:30/7pm. I have literally 2 hours before I turn into a pumpkin during which I need to walk my dog, sort dinner, & arrange my shit for work the next day. Sorry if I don’t want to tram to the CBD, pay for an overpriced meal, then tram or Uber home. That just sounds like more work.

Are you part of Melbourne’s missing 20 per cent? Check how much foot traffic has dropped Once Melbourne’s liveliest areas, these city zones have been transformed after they were abandoned by the CBD’s vanishing 20 per cent.

Or maybe we’re jus tired and broke. Get fucked.

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Once you truly realise danger has no gender you never want to leave the damn house 😂

I’m probably an outlier but I do the same thing if I see a woman who looks NQR. The only time I’ve ever been assaulted by a stranger was getting sucker punched in the side of the face by some tweaker chick weaving around in a carpark. I swear I had a crazy magnet in my 20s.

Every place in California where I have roots just seems to vomit forth the worst people

Ostrich porno- Samburu Reserve, Kenya, January 2024
(No audio because it was just me and my in-laws giggling like idiots)

Live, laugh, lame

The dog has figured out how to game the misting fan

I’ve had it since I was 17. Absolute bullshit.

@rossfloate.bsky.social was about to buy a fancy fire pit online and then I showed him this