Haha it's getting smoked down to twigs as we speak
Haha it's getting smoked down to twigs as we speak
Oooh who's being a melt now??
I doubt these weirdos would sook raw milk out of a strange lady's boob, I don't see how a cow is different.
Dozens of supermarket flower buckets with yellow reduced to clear notices on them
Look at all the reduced to clear flowers in my local Tesco last year. This image makes me feel more patriotism than antibiotics and Bannockburn combined ๐ฅน๐ฅฒ
A huge number of reduced to clear flowers
My Tesco had a massive display of reduced to clear flowers. I love being Scottish ๐ฅฒ
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Maybe that's why he got rid of the X on the roof. That would just have needed a little nudge.
Holy shit! I had no idea it was back! I have two whole episodes to watch ๐ฅน
It's very funny how little "real fans" actually know Star Trek
Whaaaaat?? Right team, it's bullying time.
The WHO recommended GTF protocol is hard to improve on
Did you get the washing in
A fluffy tortoiseshell and white cat looking thoroughly unimpressed
It's been three and a half hours since I gave her any food, I am sitting on the sofa (which I know isn't allowed) and she doesn't like the smell of my hand lotion
Bluesky screenshot with server error warning
Fuck's sake, what's he done now?
Ooh now that's an idea. It's been ages since I had a daytime bath
If I'm trying to get Chlamydia I can think of more entertaining ways.
Advert for Elwoodโs Organic Dog Meat
OMFG it's me ๐
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Sames, feel like I'm back in high school ๐ซก
Can we not go just one day without someone wanking a dog off please.
Flawless execution. So proud to be a moot ๐ฅฒ
A jar of Lidl hot dog sausages
come tae Lidl an get yersel a wee jar ae boabys
Those are cracking, in fairness
Her Army fella is having soooo much sex rn
Earlier I thought I didn't have anything in for dinner and felt like crying. But I just remembered that Past Me put leftover casserole in the fridge! Legend.