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I play Metal Gear occasionally @kendricklamario.bsky.social <3

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Latest posts by ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0 @apachesmash

The parallels to speedrunning are absolutely fkn endless aren't they?

11.03.2026 19:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I saw a comment that said "I've never seen anyone wearing a Bam Adebayo jersey in public" made me laugh

11.03.2026 06:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get all my news from two women from Oklahoma

11.03.2026 04:05 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
09.03.2026 19:34 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

At the time, sure

Now? lmao

09.03.2026 14:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was legit halfway through writing a post that contained 3 examples of what spoilers actually are and two of them were these

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do think people should be more careful with spoilers following the immediate release of something but it's obnoxious to act like no one can talk about any media because a title might be in your 600 page backlog

Get a grip

09.03.2026 13:33 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I characterized Pokopia as a big red button in the Nintendo office labeled "Make Millions" from the first trailer

09.03.2026 11:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Here's a strat I cooked up a few weeks ago in honour of @othatsraspberry.com's first speedrun comms

Huge thanks to @gamesdonequick.com and @satanherself.bsky.social for creating this event to showcase blindfolded speedrunners

TY @kendricklamario.bsky.social and @vermge.bsky.social for comms also

23.02.2026 00:30 👍 173 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 1

Hot

08.03.2026 23:25 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate the English v American breakfast argument because everyone knows English breakfast is a bowl of grey sludge and American breakfast is grabbing a piece of toast from a fully laid out banquet and running out the door

08.03.2026 23:18 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

blood bullets
makin blood bullets
take some blood
and then you put it in a bullleettt

08.03.2026 02:11 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely

08.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love Gears of War

06.03.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful photo

06.03.2026 19:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope I get to see German Techno band Scooter live this year

06.03.2026 19:16 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was extremely satisfying when he was posting Metal Gear leaks knowing everything he was posting was completely wrong

06.03.2026 00:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And then someone will look you in the eye and tell you it’s the best game ever

05.03.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I actually hate talking about video games with most people

But I really love talking about them with a few people

05.03.2026 17:39 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

David Hayter called me Apache Smith

05.03.2026 16:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's potentially the weirdest gun I've ever seen in a video game

05.03.2026 03:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alright it's been a few days

Can we talk about Leon's garbage sniper rifle

What in the WWI is that thing, I bet it's great to disrupt the enemies cavalry charge but he shouldn't be using that in a modern setting

05.03.2026 02:00 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Yes!

So hype

05.03.2026 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this is the best game ever made

05.03.2026 00:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you know how I know you’re a nerd?

04.03.2026 22:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Streaming Concord come through gamers

04.03.2026 19:29 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

You absolutely can

03.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lets say

It was more than a single can per day

03.03.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ofc

03.03.2026 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first three days I basically slept for 16-20 hours per day and thought I’d feel like crap for the rest of my life but after it passed I genuinely felt no different

Certainly felt dumb for not doing it sooner

03.03.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0