ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0

The parallels to speedrunning are absolutely fkn endless aren't they?

I saw a comment that said "I've never seen anyone wearing a Bam Adebayo jersey in public" made me laugh

I get all my news from two women from Oklahoma

At the time, sure

Now? lmao

I was legit halfway through writing a post that contained 3 examples of what spoilers actually are and two of them were these

I do think people should be more careful with spoilers following the immediate release of something but it's obnoxious to act like no one can talk about any media because a title might be in your 600 page backlog

Get a grip

I characterized Pokopia as a big red button in the Nintendo office labeled "Make Millions" from the first trailer

Here's a strat I cooked up a few weeks ago in honour of @othatsraspberry.com's first speedrun comms

Huge thanks to @gamesdonequick.com and @satanherself.bsky.social for creating this event to showcase blindfolded speedrunners

TY @kendricklamario.bsky.social and @vermge.bsky.social for comms also

Hot

I hate the English v American breakfast argument because everyone knows English breakfast is a bowl of grey sludge and American breakfast is grabbing a piece of toast from a fully laid out banquet and running out the door

blood bullets
makin blood bullets
take some blood
and then you put it in a bullleettt

Absolutely

I love Gears of War

Beautiful photo

I hope I get to see German Techno band Scooter live this year

It was extremely satisfying when he was posting Metal Gear leaks knowing everything he was posting was completely wrong

And then someone will look you in the eye and tell you it’s the best game ever

I actually hate talking about video games with most people

But I really love talking about them with a few people

David Hayter called me Apache Smith

It's potentially the weirdest gun I've ever seen in a video game

Alright it's been a few days

Can we talk about Leon's garbage sniper rifle

What in the WWI is that thing, I bet it's great to disrupt the enemies cavalry charge but he shouldn't be using that in a modern setting

Yes!

So hype

I think this is the best game ever made

Do you know how I know you’re a nerd?

Streaming Concord come through gamers

You absolutely can

Lets say

It was more than a single can per day

ofc

The first three days I basically slept for 16-20 hours per day and thought I’d feel like crap for the rest of my life but after it passed I genuinely felt no different

Certainly felt dumb for not doing it sooner