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So that's why the Miami Dolphins are swimming in talent.

I jest but JS sure seems to have a lot of confidence in him. Personally I like Emanuel Wilson a lot. Should be effective as goal line back given his success rate, and he's a decent receiver to boot.

Unless Jeremiah Love is there at 32, I'd wait until UDFA season.

Holani bout to go off.

Did he make a chair out of Ben Grimm?

They named an airport after a genocidal maniac?

Cover of the book "Hitler in Los Angeles by Steven J Ross. Picture is of a Nazi parade in front of an LA furniture store.

Nothing comes to mind, but if you want to go a decade and half backwards, I highly recommend this:

Might be more wholesome if they hadn't chopped off his tail.

I think we all can.

a man in a plaid jacket and tie stands in front of a microphone ALT: a man in a plaid jacket and tie stands in front of a microphone

"traditionally white sounding music"

One of the funnier album titles.

They’re not dumb enough to bomb the Oscars. His approval rating would go up.

On a side note, Forbes is using Forbidden Stories as it's main source on Iran's surveillance of its own population.

"Iran is using a Russian facial recognition tool called FindFace as part of its spdomestic surveillance apparatus, reports Forbidden Stories, a nonprofit journalist outlet."

Golf clap.

It was there all the time.

Reading our lineup tonight was Jackson Haugan, son of late Humboldt Broncos head coach Darcy Haugan.

Thank you for joining us tonight, Jackson, and thanks for bringing the energy! 💚💛

Too many people borrowed irresponsible money 30 years ago and got away relatively unscathed.

Probably John Carpenter's The Thing

On the bright side, Kyler stopped taking advantage of wide open space in front of him a couple years ago.

Look at Steph, so happy to be taller than another NBA player.

Apparently we're already the 51st State.

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It’s called “history,” sir.

Those pictures do not look like the flex JJ thinks they are.

Not surprising at all. Except maybe the complete lack of self-awareness, given Iran is helping Russia kill Ukrainians, while the US is helping Ukrainians kill Russians.

I swallowed gas once trying to syphon it. Felt like death for two days.

You know that show was on tv forever, when regular gas was called unleaded.

Pretty sure I farted regularly before I became of drinking age.