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@lazyhippo

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Top level mockery that. Bet you don't send him one on his birthday do you?

12.03.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A woman's hand a few inches away from feeding a red panda.

A woman's hand a few inches away from feeding a red panda.

It's very good, you can walk into the Capybara enclosure for example.

Few years ago I got Mrs Hippo a visit with the Red Pandas for an Xmas present and this is how close she got.

12.03.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should the Loch Ness Monster be on the ยฃ50 note or should it be Paddington?

11.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should put a monkey on the ยฃ50 note and a pony on the ยฃ10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

11.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1546 ๐Ÿ” 305 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off YouTube video by ClarkeAndDawe

The front fell off.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5q...

11.03.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be surprised if he's still Spurs manager tomorrow morning.

11.03.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, couldn't see the buffet...

10.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For no good reason, if it's on a plate a pie - if it's on the move a pasty.

If it's on the move and you have a plate then both ๐Ÿ‘

10.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree. When there are the same problems all over the pitch it's a systemic problem and that's on the coaching. When those problems don't get fixed then that's the coaching team done.

10.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just fuck #VAR off, it's absolute shite.

07.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, thought it was. Problems everywhere and non are being fixed.

03.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, who played that back pass to Alison? That's where the problem started for me.

03.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, Pep saying that Man city hit the post and 20 odd seconds later the balls in the back of their net.

Be about 10 minutes these days...

03.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm mostly going with "no" ๐Ÿ‘€

03.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything old is new again

03.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus wept, this Brit awards remembrance segment is just a piss take. Zero respect for those no longer with us.

28.02.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'd deal with it once. That'd be enough.

28.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lovely post and message to receive. That Karen made such an impression that someone remembered her, and wanted to find her to say thanks is some testament. โค๏ธ

27.02.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VAR - just fuck it off, it's absolute shite. #lfc

22.02.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to see two happy people! ๐Ÿ‘

22.02.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the stalk of the town.

I'll get my coat on the way out.

21.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crumbling again..

21.02.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

20.02.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1572 ๐Ÿ” 424 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50 ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Currently playing the BBC Winter Olympics sport of "What channel is it on now"

Amazingly bad experience.

19.02.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Les, it's me, I'm Lily
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window"

Badly played piano in the background....

It's a winner.

17.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just seen on FB
*My dad has just been found near Kelsall. We are all forever grateful to you and Sonny for finding him. ๐Ÿฅฐ Thank you to everyone for all the messages, its been a super scary evening but thankfully he is safe and well at home xxx *
Thank you. @andyscargill @moragscargill

14.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs gritting as well. Hopeless.

14.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scott Castaneda @scott_castane...-12h
@tmorello I use to be a fan until your political opinions come out. Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is political bs when i'm listening to music. As far as i'm concerned you and Pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base.

@howfink
Replying to @scott_castaneda and @tmorello 
What "Machine" did you think he was raging against? The dishwasher?

Scott Castaneda @scott_castane...-12h @tmorello I use to be a fan until your political opinions come out. Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is political bs when i'm listening to music. As far as i'm concerned you and Pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base. @howfink Replying to @scott_castaneda and @tmorello What "Machine" did you think he was raging against? The dishwasher?

13.02.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1460 ๐Ÿ” 387 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Nice one #lfc

11.02.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0