Warsmith of Illinois

Sounds like I need to get my bike tuned up instead of replacing the side mirror on my Civic

Pool’s closed

My dad died of lung cancer after a lifetime of NOT smoking. From 1992 to 2004 he was an engineer at the paper mill in Rumford, Maine, a toxic hell factory that kills everyone who works there. The Cuban sanctions are also bad for Americans, we keep dying from all this Freedom

i think one of the reforms we need to do for woke is make all computer guys take humanities classes again and also if they complain about them they have to take more humanities classes

Who else remembers the 4chan post where anon gets an email job, meets young women from the HR department, and proclaims “The economy is fake. It’s Jew Daycare to keep women from having children.” Possibly the most insane post ever made and Mr. Karp here 100% believes it

Anal gland expression?

If you go to graduate school in any STEM field a lot of your classmates will be Muslim. What I’m saying is that Middle East genetics are probably better

Passed my PhD confirmation panel this week and bought a 1987 Chaos Toilet to celebrate 😂✨️🥂

I will post nasty stuff about Rogal Dorn for just $10. DM for details!

LinkedIn is the actual worst social media app (made worse because SO many posts deserve a goatse reply but I don’t want to be fired)

Top view of in-progress Iron Warriors. They’ve had black stripes added to their yellow panels.

In the Fourth Legion you can bee yourself.

It’s 10000x more respectable to go to a strip club than Hooters.

Post a great photo of a musician

Your dog can have a small piece of pizza as a treat

(No I don’t give Sam pizza. But I do cook an extra egg for him whenever I make eggs.)

I need to draw Perturabo jacking off and looking profoundly bored

Hey Siri how do you say “Fell for it Again” in Latin? I need to print a bunch of awards for some really stupid Catholic dupes

Horus at the Siege of Terra be like

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

I should call him

There’s literally a lawsuit about the forced nature of prison labor right *now*

I really think you could get so many of the toxic dipshits out of adjacency to power by holding a meeting with all the tech execs and then springing a surprise drug test on them. no time to prepare

"everyone gets a cup to go pee in. if any of you piss hot we're canceling your contracts"

Parents just straight up don’t want their own kids, do they???

I think all the sobbing about birth rates needs to start including this in its analysis: why would you have kids if you’re unsure? Every parent you see blatantly hates being a parent.

And yet here we are, losing badly

Abaddon's self-care routine

When these dill weeds say “crime” they mean “a Black teen laughed loudly and not even at me necessarily”

The iconic picture of Piggy Poo Balls, a pig who has pooped on his own balls, rendered as a painting

He belongs under the jail but I could compromise

If you want to Transgress as a woman, getting a STEM job and lifting heavy ass weights are very much not the norm for women even now. Of course those things are more difficult than saying slurs and giggling

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I hardly ever watch live sports anymore and the biggest reason why is the gambling shit. Commercials, sponsored segments, gambling help line commercials, get the fuck out of here.