Trump's done. This has to be the end of him. Has to be.
Trump's done. This has to be the end of him. Has to be.
Trump is up and rambling on at Davos and talking bollocks on a scale that would throw shade on Buster Gonad himself.
My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
Well, Rio Ferdinand HAD a reputation! Jesus Christ. #worldcupdraw
Dear Gianni Infantino
I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........
Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw
Dear America
Please leave football alone. Seriously, just fk off with it.
#worldcupdraw
And there'll never be another. Its just an effort to crawl up to this fat cretin.
The 1975. Swearing, smoking, drinking...we've seen it all before you obsequious bunch of Coldplay fluffers. Get in the sea.
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1975 singer seems to be a bit of a wanky dank in a Shia Laboof, Alex Zane kinda way.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.
Happy Father's Day dad.
This is completely βout of controlββ¦π
WHO AGREES?! π€
Watching.. #laserblast
The UK deserves better than this lot. We seriously do... #PMQs
Some absolute belters right there. Mockingbird and Liberty Valance among my favourite films of all time.
That's right. Eloquent, full throttle, brutal. Absolutely brilliant.
Great show today. Especially the takedown and fadeout which tickled me no end! ππ
A remarkable programme on ADHD. Thank you.
Truss. Pig eyed shit weasel.
If your boss is a narcissist, egotesticle make sure to let him know that you know. Every day. They don't like it.
Glad I found you πππ
It's heartening to find the new Pope is an American. At least he'll be able to address the anti-christ in it's own language.
We saw #harryhill at Nottingham Theatre Royal tonight and I've never laughed so much. Top drawer silly buggery as usual. The world needs more of this.
Fantastic πππ
a little friday song, βIf I were the richest man in the worldβ
The death of society as we know it is happening right before our eyes and we've got wall to wall news coverage of Prince Harry. God almighty. Shitehawk.
Andrea Jenkyns, though.
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!
Andrea jenkyns displaying middle finger
Andrea Jenkyns: Mare of Lincolnshire.