Milli Vanilla

Honestly, the nostrils and sphincters that are the real heroes of a good meat pie, and should be celebrated in the ingredients list.

Has big moustache. Checks out.

Technically, not wrong.

To be fair, the Beijing has a greater land area than quite a few (54) countries.

I’d also have been an ass and pointed out Tahiti hosted the surfing for the Paris Olympics.

And then engaged in a rant about colonialism being alive and well, before being kicked off the show.

Now you’ll get over the air updates for your dishwasher, and can pay extra for “Insane Cycle” which turns the dish washer into a giant water powered blender.

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

Totally willing to chip in for a torch.

Even a single dog turd renders the whole salad inedible.

Kids, staring at their clay tablets all day, it what is ruining society.

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Yes.

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Crotch Critters

Back to the Charcuterie

*me, whenever the opportunity presents*

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Image of Wahnes’s Parotia’s Ballerina Impersonation. The bird looks like a black feathered shuttlecock with legs.

The tweet was deleted, and this isn’t the bird, but think a bird that looks like this.

I am angry with both you and @saltymactavish.bsky.social for this appearing in my feed. No good will come of this.

Love my chia seed puddings. I add some flax meal, rice bran, and hemp meal.

No way there are two people named Mike on here. It’s an incredibly rare name.

I think the buffalo are trying to buffalo you.

Drop a gif you can hear

It’s definitely not on the tree with the camera.

Impressed with your cleaning job!

Woah! That is very cool.

Thank you!

I’m absolutely stunned that a country that has done this before is doing it again.

America once again freeing oil from oppression. As the founders intended.

Ooh! Who do I need to throw money at to be able to see that label?