14.01.2025 17:43
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When I’m president, birthday cakes for everyone!
How am I supposed to know who’s real on here without a blue check mark? 🤷🏻♂️
As president I will reallocate the defense budget into building giant mechanized robots piloted by teenagers.
Remember to vote for me in 2024 for presidency. My platform is PS5’s for everyone.
On Facebook, I’m whiney. On Instagram, I’m a sex object. On here… I’m a sassy bitch. 😎
*dabs
I need to practice, so ask me questions related to my campaign.
I know everyone says this, but I’m running for president in 2024 solely on the platform that I’m not old and out of touch.
Trash app. Delete it.
Stupid David. That’s low hanging fruit. 🤦🏻♂️
What do we call these, you know, like tweets? Blues? Skies? B.S.?
I’m so bored I made a Bluesky account
Is this a dating app yet?