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Cub fan. Bears too. Proud uncle. Sad American.

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4=4 to the 9th is peak chaos, right?

12.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well at least this one is on my birthday, fiting day for it all to end.

11.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gonna assume it's fake, just cuz they chose 6/9 for the date and be upset that they couldn't just do a dozen donuts, shrinkflation hitting concession porn is a real problem.

10.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fake spring gets us every year.

10.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Baseball is tribal, it's the day my team plays its first game.

10.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

G enocide
O ligarchy
P andering to the fears of the ignorant

09.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday Katie!

Only the best of us have March birthdays.

09.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I mean, sure, but how is hell any different than living with maga anyway?

Laughing with the sinners sounds kinda nice

07.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just answer Sauran, Katie, I'm sure it's fine.

06.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should just come down to vibes before that.

06.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do get perverse pleasure from answering rhetorical questions, so, no there is not a corner of the real or virtual world where men will not be weird and horny.

As an example my Dad died twenty years ago and there was an online obit and a dude just straight up hit on my mom in the comments.

05.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

02.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 21325 ๐Ÿ” 5346 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 470 ๐Ÿ“Œ 315

Lacey! hello!

28.02.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has the most punchable face of any VP in history, I'll give him that.

26.02.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're saying Shaw had trouble moving to the left, then?

25.02.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've given up trying to understand, but what changed their mind now? He's exactly the same chaotic demon he's always been.

And many of us were screaming it from the hilltops to deaf ears.

We didn't have to be here.

24.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's confusing because he ran saying tariffs would be paid by other countries, so why are corporations lining up for refunds that should go to China or wherever?

It's almost like he was lying.

24.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Believe You Princess Bride GIF Alt: I Believe You Princess Bride GIF
23.02.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

22.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 876 ๐Ÿ” 219 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Good news: Cubs are on my TV screen

Bad news: I'm unable to not make an of course Matt Shaw is way out in right comment.

21.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fake Spring comes every year, yet it always hurts to see it go so quickly.

20.02.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, seems fair he's making most of us sick.

18.02.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All humans means all people born elsewhere and happening to be here have rights
All women have those rights
All people of all religions/races/orientation have rights
All trans people have rights

To believe otherwise is anti-American at its core.
This ought not need to be radical or even be said

18.02.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, just as a statement of where I am

Our Declaration of Independence has that whole thing where it says all men are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights like life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

The radical interpretation I have is that 'all men' means all 'humans'
1/2

18.02.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just thinking that if one were to die on President's Day, we'd remember that every year with a holiday. What a legacy.

Could be right up there with Lincoln and Washington.

16.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it because your lady gamecocks went off on lose-iana state?

16.02.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They had four years to try an convict on the Jan 6 insurrection and did not.

They had four years to release unredacted Epstein files and did not.

I am not hopeful that anyone in this cartel will ever face consequences and it makes them bolder.

13.02.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, what hell will this unleash?

12.02.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hillary Clinton

Dave Butz went there too, but we shouldhave had a president if not for, well, everything.

12.02.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is saying `` that 's dumb . '' Alt: Will Ferrell, noted cub spring training hero, saying `` that 's dumb . ''
11.02.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0