zelda 🌸

WISH I WAS BAM ADEBAYO

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born On The Bayou (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by CCRVEVO

since this is the only time i’ll be able to share this and have it be relevant, i enjoy replacing “born on the bayou” in this song with “bam adebayo” youtu.be/fcTQCNntGEs

Me wearing a comedically oversized shirt that says "me liking ur posts from 8 months ago isnt me being weird or trying to stalk you bsky fyp just shows me your posts from any time and i like them not realizing theyre not recent sorry"

disclaimer to my moots

today kicked my ass at work but the power of get a bag tuesday carried me through

yeah! that thing

(i have never played dnd in my life)

the town i live in is evil and inflicts debuffing hexes

like genuinely there was a wizard at a crosswalk trying to cross the street

i just spotted a wizard while driving to meijer

i’m gonna transition even harder out of spite for the person who made me realize i’m trans who has since detransitioned and turned into a colossal piece of shit

LET’S GOOOOO!!! self-discovery is fucking awesome!!!

on one hand i’m so happy that life has been going so well for me as of late, but i also hate this incessant feeling that i’m in the middle of being pranked and that it’s all going to fall apart soon like good things have repeatedly done in my life

i hope that my aforementioned elly inspired this

i love that chappell roan album

the nutcracker march, by my goat, pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

fuckin love getting shirley temples when i’m at bars

join the dork side caiti

had too many 4chan chuds spamming 41 at the circles i was in during my early trans years and reflexively hate it as a result

i like balatro again

bsky.app/profile/ashe...

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!

wow they pulled a dan orlovsky

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with his arms outstretched Alt: a montage of images of shannon sharpe looking dapper as fuck

watching crude oil prices skyrocket while using an electric car

graphic octopus content

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

yaaaaaay congratulations joey!!!

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

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yes i’m just reposting jokes i made that killed at trans night, what of it