You were ‘orrible to Vanessa Feltz. GET OFF #TOTP

They really wanted to get the most of this Mariah performance 👎🏻 #TOTP

Every town has its rough bit

The news has been about people asking for him to apologise. No benefit to anyone. Clearly didn’t want to apologise and in the end didn’t really apologise anyway.

It was Blur doing what Blur thought Blur should do - a weak lemon drink version of Parklife. I mean Mr Robinson’s Quango for gods sake….

It’s very arty innit. Can’t see many people sticking with this across the series #LordoftheFlies

Ghislaine Maxwell

Was one of ‘those’ Moz fans. Following on tour, sleeping in Swansea bus station. My longest and most passionate musical obsession. The alignment to Britain First made me sick. Thankfully he hasn’t released anything decent in 20 years. This latest single is awful. Lazy, soulless, unlistenable. Horrid

Finally! A reason to keep those things. If you can somehow incorporate GÜ ramekins too, even better.

Ebeneezer Scrooge would’ve gone back to being a horrible bastard by the second week of January

Not sure how we managed for the previous 300,000 years to be honest

Sex dungeon

I like the green one best.

TOO MUCH CLIFF #TOTP

Didn’t Bob Sinclar have something to do with this shite? #TOTP

I want my popstars to be having something a resembling catatonic wig-out by the end of every performance.

Amazing content; amazing artwork, amazing title. Flawless 10/10

I’ll give you 75p for this

Not cutting my hair until Man United win five games in a row

The Brewdog of TV comedy

Assume he’d choose some Natalie Imbruglia too

Also extremely readable

No you’re thinking of Rose West

All bound for MuMu land

Same here. Allegedly reopening - the local council have made it a flagship initiative that, as proven by them propping it after RLG went under, cannot be seen to fail. I’ll be amazed if it reopens 😔

That woman would never be interested in Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P were shite. Nirvana can’t come soon enough #TOTP

Too few Spanish guitar solos in music nowadays #TOTP

Richie Blackmore put security on Graham Bonnet hotel door to stop him getting a haircut. He hated him having short hair. Bonnet jumped out of the window and had a trim #TOTP

I’d not thought of this but …it’s true!