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Isn’t it the ultimate honour to the old lush that we have literally run out of humans capable of replacing him?

13.03.2026 12:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And not a single hundred in any format outside of international cricket

05.03.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough. Makes me think of that while you were sleeping/ I studied the blade meme

27.02.2026 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The blade is a part of the bat, not the whole thing

27.02.2026 15:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s like he had final say on the edit, “show me playing Roberts as easily as I did Jesty”

26.02.2026 13:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing moment when the bowler changes during the delivery

26.02.2026 12:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You have lived at least 20 years

24.02.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s the journal? PHAQ?

23.02.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tuesday Recitals - St Lawrence Jewry next Guildhall Every Tuesday during term time, at 1pm. Click here for the current term programme.

I stumbled across something at this church by guildhall a few years ago. Seems to be a Tuesday thing www.stlawrencejewry.org.uk/whatson/even...

18.02.2026 13:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We’re gonna need a smaller boat!”

18.02.2026 11:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for your service soldier

11.02.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With due regard to my civic responsibilities and in order to promote the wellbeing of the people at any personal cost, I would sign up to have a holiday for medical science.

04.02.2026 16:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had exactly the same thought

02.02.2026 09:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a way to get posters to reveal their prejudices

30.01.2026 10:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s more than 50%

29.01.2026 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

900 year old institution used to agree new laws

29.01.2026 13:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe he bought a wirecard terminal from Jan Marselek himself

28.01.2026 14:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A real vote of confidence for whoever was managing Rovers at the time

26.01.2026 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is literally the only thing in the world I have ever felt strongly about, so I ticked the box on the far left

23.01.2026 15:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok interesting list. Not all left wing! I still think there is herding into giving him some easy treatment because he has made it clear there would be consequences and people are scared

22.01.2026 10:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re scared? If one major publication stands out, they will get it in the neck.

22.01.2026 10:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was that from the official spokesperson or people familiar with the matter?

21.01.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re hired

20.01.2026 12:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So begins the first of the Peace Prize Wars

19.01.2026 09:34 👍 83 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

No participation trophies for losers like you. I earned mine fair and square.

16.01.2026 11:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t give anyone ideas now comparing Mexico to Greenland

16.01.2026 09:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Grok put it in a bikini

16.01.2026 08:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Cute

16.01.2026 08:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was casting the Muppets Traitors series 4, the one character I would leave as human would be Stephen

15.01.2026 20:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is also a place that is easier to cross from one side to the other than it is to do a lap of its border

14.01.2026 21:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0