@dunroamin
Scits/Canuck married to my husband. In full response to stage 4 melanoma in my lung 10 years! Mini dachshund Dad, retired. Main cook, baker, dishwasher. 2SPLGBTQ safe.🍁🏳️🌈🍁 Gay and loving life. The Glitter Farting Unicorn lives.
Morning Vincent.
An interesting article. A bit over my hamster wheel noggin, but none the less, interesting. Thanks for bringing articles of a variety of interests.🙏
Have an amazing weekend.
Not going away!!!!
#Iran
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
Leprecan, a johnny on the spot, with a line up of Leprechauns wait to use the facility.
Leprecan!
Desk top notification of who sits in this office. Fucker in charge of you fucking fucks
A new desk signage.
A Glitter Farting Unicorn 🌈🦄
And image of a senior couple, with a new Word for use. "Exhaustipated". Here is a new word to add to your vocabulary. It will be especially useful to us senior folks!
Exhaustipated
Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Woolies. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband. “Ours is prettier," she replies.
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"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club.
But the decision is yours."
🧵; 3-4
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
🧵; 2-4
A wealthy Jewish husband and his wife were having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
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Got a new Jack Russell pup today. He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him England .
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today. He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him England .
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Valentine's Day: Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's lousy at snooker.
2 Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had 6 matching balls!
Low Battery : A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.
Fat? do some exercise, drawn in crayon, with a drawn overweight person in the upper right hand corner. Text colours are, orange, yellow, blue/green, red, purple. The drawn overweight person, colours are using the same palette. Green crayon t-shirt, purple shorts, orange shoe soles.
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'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?’ The Newfie nodded...'I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.’
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the fu**kin' skippin'
Fat? do some exercise, text with a hand drawn person in the upper right hand corner. Text is in crayon colouring, using, Orange, yellow, blue/green, red, purple...ish. The drawing of the person is in the same crayon colour scheme, of green t-shirt and purple shorts, with orange show soles.
A Newfie had is his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,& repeat this procedure for 2 wks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 lbs. ’When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
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Nice perspective
Malcolm X: "A lie told once is questioned. A lie repeated often enough becomes accepted. And once it becomes 'common sense,' people stop investigating it. That is how deception survives."
….and here we are 😞
The 7 minute Irish animation that is nominated for an Oscar. Worth a watch. #SpeirGorm
“now come on mothers throughout the land, pack your boys off to vietnam [Iran]
come on fathers don't hesitate, send your sons off before its too late
be the first one on your block, to have your boy come home in a box” 🎵 Country Joe & The Fish
youtu.be/-7Y0ekr-3So?...
Choosing 10 recordings to take on a desert island is an impossible endeavour, but this one would be very hard to leave out.
Already is.
Afternoon Vincent.
That face looks like it could be a Sunday evening face as well.
I know, late as usual.
Have an amazing week.
NAM 71-72 WE THE -UNWILLING LED BY -THE UNQUALIFIED TO-KILL THE UNFORTUNATE DIE FOR THE UNGRATEFUL
I’m sure today’s theme will be filled with incredible moon shots…but this one will always be my favorite I’ve ever taken.
Right as I pressed the shutter, a bat flew straight through the frame — turning a simple moon photo into a cool moment. #BlueSkyArtShow #Round #BlueSkyPhotography #Night
Kamala Harris just threw her weight behind Jasmine Crockett in the Texas Senate race 🔥
Folks need to understand what really happened here.
Rep. Al Green was born in 1947 in the Jim Crow South. In 2026, a sitting president, Donald Trump, posted a racist video targeting former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama.
Al Green defended Black folks’ honor.
