Those who get alligator arms when it’s time to take responsibility reach across the ocean when it’s time to take credit
10.03.2026 10:55
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Those who get alligator arms when it’s time to take responsibility reach across the ocean when it’s time to take credit
Not to be a judgy bastard but…if you say “whenever” instead of “when” I question if you’re capable of adding two and two
In steady rotation at the dive bar of my mind
youtu.be/-WjBvrgndCI?...
"I just wanted my readers to smile and laugh somewhere on every page." What a wonderful goal. I’m sold. Reading Tacoma soon
Look at that cover
An executive at his wits’ end 👔
A dive bar with a secret 🍸
A classic board game 🎲
See how they thread together in my weirdo fiction “The Challenger,” publishing soon in The Nonsense Realm
thenonsenserealmmagazine.substack.com
Record design is sick tho
Nothing inspires me to write my ass off and leave cubicle land like a product launch meeting
Sharing a scrap of today’s writing im proud of: “For there is no greater waste of film than a photograph of any ordinary man.” #writersky #writingcommunity
Jacob Fatu is the realest #wwe #snme
Hoping judgment day wins this tag title match #wwe
Got a story acceptable today! Details to come. ANNNND I start a writing intensive tonight. BIG THINGS POPPIN #writersky #writingcommunity
#writersky peeps: it sounds intuitive and I understand not everybody is free to do this but hot damn nothing does wonders for my focus like having my body in one room and my phone in another
Coming April 28. Featuring a stellar line up of authors and “the whistler of the woods” by yours truly. Pre-order today
www.amazon.com/Beasts-Bones...
🚨🚨WIP now north of 80K and we’re in the home stretch. Full draft by February. WHAAAAAT #writersky #writingcommunity
Take it from me, a man of discerning tastes, every episode of “the lowdown” delivers
Make it viral.
Same. Best of luck
Whether this means GOAT or goat im here for it
Left my soul on the treadmill #orangetheory #fitnesssky
Played some serious hero ball at the grocery this morning. Grabbed egg nog, Christmas dinner. This must be how Robert horry felt sinking treys in the finals
Is that mars?
Such a life affirming read
There’s an ensemble and sub plots. Everyone falls out of love with something, but the crux of the action is on the couple
It’s a comedy about people falling out of love. Not sure how to label it. An anti-rom com?
Rewrite of the book is now longer than the OG with a lot of plot to go. Starting over was the right call #writersky #booksky #writingcommunity #amwriting
This #knicks squad is so damn tough #nbasky
Stephon Castle does winner shit #nbasky
Dylan Harper alert!
