Oh my darlin', Clementine

Picture of Paris Hilton with the text across the bottom that says "that's hot"

Watching the oil in my pink #parishilton skillet shimmer like

My wife giggles in her sleep pretty often.

Thankfully it's the "aww, your dreams sound cute" sort and not the pitch that would make me call a priest.

My friend gave me a tiny trophy and it fits a pack of Gushers

"The Big Chicken" landmark on the KFC in Marietta, GA. The eye rolls and the beak opens and shuts.

ALL HAIL THE BIG CHICKEN

#bigchicken #marietta

Absolutely! ❤️

Image shows a man cowering from wasps with the text: "Ahh, why are wasps stinging me for no reason?" "We're not stinging you for no reason, we're stinging you because you use generative AI" "Learn to draw, bitch."

#genai #ai

A meme with the quote "I see no God up here.... Other than ME" with a 1995 Saturn SW2 edited in.

The Element got hauled off to probably be totaled, yet the Saturn remains.

Pls stop. ☹️

Thanks bb! ❤️

I hope you warmed up before that stretch, buddy.

Wouldn't want you hurting yourself.

I wish I was able to still get pregnant so I could abort and dedicate it to you, bb. 💕

The back end of a red 90s Toyota Pickup sitting in traffic.

I literally snapped a picture of this Pickup because it was itty bitty and I want it.

Well, there it is.

One of the worst things I've seen on here.

I'm sure the Ts and Cs of this site would stop me from saying what I'd prefer to.

Have you been continually eating lead paint chips for breakfast?

It's adorable you think you have that effect.

One of the few nice things about being a millennial, is that anytime someone at a home improvement store tries to solicit you about your home and "what would you change about it", if you tell them you rent they'll absolutely believe you.

I technically own a little house but you can't guess that.

I feel like it's obvious that enough people haven't told you to shut up at crucial points in your development.

Image shows a blunt being held in the left hand, a Whataburger cup, and the Golden Girls on the TV in the background.

Party hard.
#saturdaynight

My god I could fuck this up right now.

A vintage Stanley thermos (the green one with the silver lid) with a Union Ironworkers attachment on it.

Sometimes the antique store has the good stuff.

Ha, you're good. I'm sure at some point in my internet journey I would have found it out eventually.

Like I can't say I'm surprised, but it's still shit for him to run his mouth off in that fashion. Trash ass human all around.

Well I try to avoid him in general so I haven't heard that, but lord have mercy.

What in the entire fuck. Sounds like a confession more than anything. Eew.

One of the weirdest terf takes to me is "trans is a mental illness", full stop.

Well no.

But, why is that a negative? You should be trying to make sure there's resources to help. You should want people to have their best lives despite any mental challenges.

Just shows how shit they are.

Can we crowdsource spines for like 90% of these Dem assholes?

Probably even worse than that.

A recessed feeder sits in a house window. A male cardinal sits at the opening, looking at seeds.

My window feeder had its first visitor! 😍

#bird #birds #cardinal #northerncardinal

“You’re taking glee in a company dropping?”

Buddy, you’re in for a wild ride when you hear what I think about corporations

If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned

I really don't know what he expected.

Not sure if it's better or worse he was also a chem teacher at a local jr. High.

Two cockatoos are yelling at each other. One is black and red and has the caption "goth girl yelling at me" and the other is very puffed up and white, backed against a wall, with the caption "me secretly turned on".

One of my favorite memes.