Barnie

Sure, it’s pi day for Americans today, but for others it normally takes place on the 3rd of Februcember

Great idea - unfortunately won’t work as there’s a risk this will encourage Low Traffic Neighbourhoods

You father created safe homes for the wild imaginations of so many people.

Who gets protected and who doesn't? Where a sea wall begins and ends are choices shaped by money, racism, and elite privilege.

Good thing the UK put all that work into decarbonising its network, right? Right?

the new supreme leader is… Rebekah Vardy

Looks who’s getting messages

Greg Davies: Can’t fault you for effort, well done that man.

Sisyphus: What kept me going was knowing everyone else was also pushing that boulder uphill every day.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well, I’ve got some bad news there.

Well that should drive prices down

We don’t deserve the moon

Hope!

Filled with such unexpected hope, what a result

a bell curve with ‘amount of social media posts’ on the y-axis, ‘happiness’ on the x-axis

This is how I found out

Occasionally letting google.com remember my decision for a day, as a little treat

Growth is that a guy I used to work with (manager) is posting paint-by-numbers to Instagram, pretending they’re original, and I’m fine with it.

I would rather that you wrote badly than use AI to ‘fix’ it.

bamusbatisbarns’s profile bamusbatisbarns uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 47 films watched.

Also trying to watch more films, not sure how well that’s going to go in comparison: boxd.it/7xoqn

I am trying to read more this year, so feel free for peeps to add me on StoryGraph! app.thestorygraph.com/profile/barnie

Yeah being out and social on an evening is nice and all but on the bus home all I’m thinking about is how excited my dog is going to be to see me.

Two Panel Comic Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying “Yo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to” Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams “The people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

okay someone has to do Moltbook but just for dogs

I’m thrilled to announce that February

oh go on

An excerpt from an email from Odeon advertising their new Luxe in Bristol, showing ‘VIP Beds’, with the caption: ‘Stretch out in style with luxurious beds that bring a whole new meaning to the word ‘premium’.’

Odeon are advertising their latest Luxe cinema in Bristol: You would have to pay me to use these

The thing about publicly launching Woke 2 is that we already have a team working hard on pre-production for Woke 3. We’re hoping that the gap between Woke 2 and Woke 3 won’t be as long as the wait between Woke and Woke 2.

A mainly dark brown seabird perched on bamboo.

Little cormorant, Thailand.
#SuperSeabirdSunday

I was struggling with Kingdom Come Deliverance, but following a guide for it and could see I was near the end so decided to power through - turns out the guide was incomplete and after 35 hours I’m just under 2/3 of the way through and I am so beyond done.

Give me a low traffic neighbourhood and I promise to be a good boy this year

Israel accepts health authorities’ Gaza death toll is broadly accurate, saying 70,000 have died Israeli military’s abrupt U-turn in accepting official figures comes after years of attacking data as ‘Hamas propaganda’

After years of our press hand-wringing about the figures as from the "Hamas run health ministry". Utterly shameful. But will we learn anything, hold anyone accountable for our enabling of genocide? Of course not.