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panel 1: “Life shouldn’t be so hard to enjoy,” a man says to himself. panel 2: “It isn’t,” someone says from off panel. panel 3: “You just need to [activity that requires money, mental stability, time, effort, etc] more,” the guy says. panel 4: “HOLY SHI—“ the man says, exuding some hints of sarcasm.

enjoy it

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

green guys

#darkestdungeon

panel 1: close up on an astronaut’s boot being dragged across the surface of the moon. panel 2: zooming out, we see he’s making a line in the moon dirt. panel 3: zooming out more, we see he’s made a pretty long line panel 4: Meanwhile, a child stares out of his bedroom window and realizes he’s being mooned. The moon was given a butt by the very dedicated astronaut. Several small steps for man, one giant butt for mankind.

Moon

What a horrible day to have eyes

Objectively better

panel 1: “Hey sport—I’m Jeff, your new Dad.” panel 2: “Now—I’m not here to replace any of your current dads.” panel 3: “I’m here to join forces with them to fight evil.” panel 4: “Once you acquire five dads, we form a megadad—or a headless megadad if you only get four.”

New Dad

From the archives-
Today’s cards: the devil, ace of pentacles, two of wands 🔮 deck: tarot vintage 🎴 for readings and more - madamadam.com 🖤

#madamadam #tarot #wellness #witch #lgbtqia

This had the energy vibe of taking a straight shot of whiskey and getting slapped right after you swallow. Loved it, just what I needed today. 👍

I’m at my most 40s l when I choose to stay on the line for the next available representative instead of pressing 1 to receive a call back

Yeah! I don't trust them to actually call me back. Plus if they do, they probably sell my number to all sorts of spam callers or something fine printy that I never notice until it's too late

A motivational poster with a woman spreading her arms wide while standing in a cornfield. The motivational text says "When I don't post about current affairs it's only because I don't have anything legal to say."

X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org

GOAT!

panel 1: “You there boy, what day is it?” an old man shouts from his window. He appears to be Scrooge at the end of A Christmas Story. panel 2: “Uh Tuesday,” a person on the street responds. “And I’m not a boy I’m 32,” he adds under his breath. panel 3: “There’s still time!” Scrooge exclaims. panel 4: Scrooge has procured a taco from a taco truck called ‘Tim’s Tiny Tacos.’ “Merry Taco Tuesday, everyone!” he shouts.

What the Dickens?

Too real m8, too damn real.

Whispers of the Eyeless - Steam News Hub Updates, events, and news from the developers of Whispers of the Eyeless.

Sons of Valour are an elite group with hidden identities, always masked in the presence of others. Their strict code, as well as the aura of secrecy and power, was central to our visual exploration of the group.
Learn more about them here: store.steampowered.com/news/app/252...

Do as he suggests, he has the wisdom of an untarnished soul

I should not have looked!

Simply nefarious work, sir. You have my applause.

Bloodsuckers, love the vibe. Tough mobs tho lol

No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now. August: I'm done. Thanks for watching- Gustopher: DAD! Panel 2 Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure. Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE. Panel 3 August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary. Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD! Panel 4 Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck. Gustopher: I'M SHAKING! Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.

No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days

Why is avatar Aang a squire?

lmao rise and grind