al!!

we also need more electrocution appleradio

just saying

we need more oviposition appleradio

Alastor’s thought process during sex: I can’t keep fucking him so I’ll ride him next

Meanwhile Lucifer: [family guy dead pose]

I love the idea of Alastor, being a bit more than slightly neurodivergent, never having an orgasm before and after having sex with Lucifer he gets a hyperfixation on both having orgasms and watching Lucifer cum 🙂‍↕️

Lucifer is always bone dry by the time Alastor is done with him lmao

it me!!!

this is my nsfw writing account, but for projects like this I’m using my ao3 user

👀 maybe I’ll do it….

I love a twist where Luci would know all along but… I kinda wanna be toxic and he has no clue 👀🤭

this fic in a nutshell:

Al: and in his newest apartment his toilet seat-

Rosie: Alastor, I dont need to know

Al: -it still smells like his lotion, Rosie, he must use it all over his body-

Rosie: I *REALLY* don’t need to know

I can make it weirder, I was on break so I had to rush my thoughts out but like he also does the fucked up stuff like collecting Lucifer’s hair across all apartments, he also like touches the toilet seat and if he shook hands with Luci he doesn’t wash for a few days… he’s a creep and proud of it LOL

he’s getting off but not from their lil play arguments 😩💦

i like to think Alastor finds himself sooooooo smart and sneaky… and even though Luci has NO idea, Alastor’s really bad at not being a weirdo about it lmao

+ thinking about how Luci was naked in it before. Places his bed in the same place as Luci’s pretending he’s in the same bed.

The twist? They’re acquaintances. They don’t get along, exactly, but they know each other and talk a lot. They frequent the same cafe, maybe, or work together.

tw/cw: stalking

human au where Alastor always moves into Lucifer’s old apartment when Lucifer’s lease is up. Asks for the apartment not to be cleaned after the previous tenant, will pay extra for it.

Catch him rolling on the carpet in the bedroom smelling it deeply. Jerks off in the shower +

thank you for 101 followers! 🤍

I’m single and a little mad about it but it’s ok I’m single by choice

I’m just mad at my own choices FKANFJSNDJSBD

women 🥀

new New Year’s resolution: hold hands with a girl 😔 and maybe we kiss idk idk 🥀🥀🥀

I think people need to start asking themselves if they actually value the concepts of empathy kindness & understanding or if what they really value is agreeability & groupthink cause the way some of yall get so fucking aggressive against people for having a disagreeable opinion is not rly empathetic

Still one of favs of yours 🫶 tho I’m so heavily biased towards ovi im a little blinded by my love for it LMAO

⚠️cw: oviposition🥚⚠️

first time Lucifer experiences Shadows special time of year~ (pt. 1) #radioapple #hazbinhotel

it’s the one thing I’d say “YOURE MISSING OUT” about

like you’re not but you are

Funnily enough I find saliva disgusting (I tend to gag when spitting out my toothpaste, for example)

but KISSING??? 🥺👉👈

cw: irl stuff (?)

this year marks 10 years of being single :) while I genuinely do not care about my relationship status as I’m single mostly by choice, MAN do I miss kissing

I cannot kiss platonically and IM SO SAD it’s been 10 years since I kissed someone

I’m SO glad you love it!! Your prompts had all my spicy appleradio senses tingling 😌😩

Why is “shameless smut” grayed out like I clicked on the link?? 😭

while it’s in character for me to click on it, I actually haven’t??? I’m so confused lmao

My #RAGE2025 fic is here!! This is a gift for @mangodoodlenoodle.bsky.social 🫶 they had some very delicious prompts…

So who wants some #appleradio secret admirer/courting, voyeurism, and public sex? 👀🤭

Thank you @radioappleevents.bsky.social for hosting!!

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/77606291

thank you 🙂‍↕️

Read here! archiveofourown.org/works/77552186

OOPS lol

a cartoon character is standing in a room with skulls and bones on the walls ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a room with skulls and bones on the walls

🔞 nsfw account! age range must show in bio or else I will block

mostly fic and fic ideas here

umiekii on ao3! 🏡🌊

my #alacest / #radiocest Secret Santa gift for Csade is posted 🦌

Top Pilot!Alastor/Bottom Show!Alastor with tentacle and sounding fun 🤭

Nothing like some yummy alastor on alastor action ✨