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Tarot Hoe

@tarothoe

πŸ”ž 30s, Sapphic and nerdy AF. Smart enough to realize what a mess I am but not smart enough to do anything about it Minors, do not interact! If you don't have some indication you're over 18, you're getting insta-blocked

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Oh yeah, kitties gotta take priority.

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should be getting to sleep but patrolling socials. You?

12.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

heyyyy

12.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hi

12.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, Conroy Batman is also an objectively excellent choice. Those are the best two versions.

12.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An objectively excellent choice.

12.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

someone on speakerphone really loudly just now, "and that means that she is cheating on him, with that girl"

girls are so cool,,

11.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This reads like a modern day anime title.

12.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
old illustration titled: thrashed by lady cyclist who is noted for her athletic powers

old illustration titled: thrashed by lady cyclist who is noted for her athletic powers

she should call me

11.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8
the green room poster of the main guy bending over swinging a machete but the machete is replaced by a hitachi wand and the film title is covered by impact font that says "goon room"

the green room poster of the main guy bending over swinging a machete but the machete is replaced by a hitachi wand and the film title is covered by impact font that says "goon room"

posted without context

11.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

more accurate

11.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I can't even articulate why, but I love the little scooter accessory so dang much.

I am, indeed, jealous

11.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#GoodMorning #Monsterkids! Here are a few of my fav things. πŸ–€

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Mrs H lounging on a dark orange couch in lacy blue lingerie.  The photo showcases her long legs.

Mrs H lounging on a dark orange couch in lacy blue lingerie. The photo showcases her long legs.

A golden brown roasted chicken.

A golden brown roasted chicken.

Get yourself a lady who can do both…

#RealMilfsCook
#AndSheCanCook
#MultiTalented
#WhichIsJuicier
#WifeGoals

11.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Thinking about kissing girls all the time. Call that being a philosappher.

11.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't think that's what they mean by "hospital gown."

11.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A constant mood.

11.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell was that last Chainsaw Man chapter? WHAT. THE. HELL?!?

I don't know if I'll emotionally recover any time soon.

11.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd absolutely watch these reviews!

11.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. That's the BEST time.

11.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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*Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man*
"Guess that's The Last of Him."
The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β€’ 2d
Who'd win in a fight

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Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β€’ 2d Who'd win in a fight :

11.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 7422 πŸ” 1829 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 53
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I'm so tired of men.

11.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Question for other tarot readers:
How many decks do you have? Do you use them for different people/ types of questions?

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vintage surprise! πŸ˜† Discover a set that had never been released before! πŸ˜ƒ Limited EditionπŸ…Mamma MiaπŸ… Photoset available until March 22nd!
mcbourbonnais.com/store/index....

11.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SWOOOOOON

11.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my Mom gave it to me,

10.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This has SKA energy and I'm here for it.

09.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Men have the worst taste in women.
Give me tummies! Give me stretch marks! Give me wrinkles!

09.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yassssssss!
Long live tummies!

09.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0