Kendall C. Avery

I LOVE BASEBALL

Girl, same.

The worst part is that it’s shedding a whole new light on just how dumb and gullible some of the people in my circles are. 😬😬😬

📝 under desk…safe from non-existent drones. Got it! Thanks, mom! 👍💀

This feels like some crazy mind games 😂

Anyone else’s mom need to stay off of Facebook and Instagram??? Or just mine???

Text from mom: “call me. It’s urgent.”

The urgent call? “If Iran attacks California like the FBI warned it might, you need a plan. Go to your aunt’s house. Everyone will meet there.” Mind you, she’s in Texas, sooo 🙄

It’s that time of the year where it’s 45° when I leave the house in the morning, and 85° by lunchtime, and no matter how hard I try, I never feel like I’ve dressed appropriately for the weather. 🥶🥵

If you guessed making my own pickling spices to cold brine a 5 pound brisket in the fridge for the next 5 days so I can make homemade corned beef this weekend, you would be correct 👩‍🍳🥩☘️

Was just informed of the Italy vs. US score.

I cackled.

A bag of pink curing salt in the foreground, and a pan of whole peppercorns and coriander seeds toasting in the background

What’s Kendall up to tonight? 👀

Commiserating with you. Nicaragua is in the same boat.

Juan Montes is my favorite player for Nicaragua just because he has a cartoon villain ahh mustache.

I hope they annihilate today. I don’t want them to be relegated 😭

They’ve actually been so fun to follow in the last couple years!! They’re so scrappy and so full of joy when you watch them play.

My partner is Nicaragüense, so I’ve become a proud fan by association 🥰

(except yesterday when my Dutch babies played them 🥴)

Beers, pasta salad and mango salsa on a table outside.

Kevin and me 🥰

I prepped a homemade chicken caesar and veggie pasta salad and homemade mango pineapple salsa to bring to the beach today, but we only lasted an hour at the beach, the wind was so bad…so we pivoted and brought our beach lunch to our local beer and wine shop to enjoy the beautiful day on the patio😎

It was an incredible game. I really thought Nicaragua had it.

I feel so bad that I’m not even going to brag and rub it in his face 😂😭

HUP HOLLAND. HUP HONKBAL.

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You don’t need to tell me. My boyfriend is Nica.

HUP HOLLAND HUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

Jfc such a tough break for Nicaragua tho 😭

This ump’s zone is shaped like Texas istg

Ray-Patrick Didder? I hardly know her!

I’m rooting for the Netherlands tho. 😭

Sloppy ahh defense 😭😭

Kenley sighting! 🥰

Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

Valid!! Also as soon as these teams aren’t playing each other, I will be rooting for them both separately!

I actually kinda care about this game tho and it’s STRESSFUL. 😭😭 I NEED bragging rights in my household.

If you’re not watching Nicaragua vs. Netherlands right now, you should be. It’s such an even matchup, it’s making for a GREAT game.

Nicaragua world baseball classic hat next to a Netherlands world baseball classic hat, with the game on the tv in the background

For the first time in the history of our relationship, we are a house divided.

twinsies 👯‍♀️😭