261| Wopstradamus
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We had juiced balls, now we have juiced bats, I propose juiced gloves in 2026
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. 2024↗️2025 #OpeningDay
I love a team that is savvy. The Tigers bringing back Flaherty is perfect. Moved him as a rental at the deadline for the Dodgers’ #3 prospect, C/1B Thayron Liranzo, just to get him a few months later on a team friendly deal ($17.5M AAV) before potential bonuses. #De2roit
We regret to inform all our listeners that we had to fire @worstfansjosh.bsky.social as our head of DEI after learning he abused copious amounts of WOKE at a work function. May God have mercy on his soul.
254| State of Decay (feat. LA Pat)
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I just watched a home remedy reel on instagram that claimed soaking your feet in a mustard and hot water mixture is the cure for migraines. Meta is cooked
Honestly the highlight of my year was telling geezer Bill DeWitt to go fuck himself to his face in Cincinnati
Happy Holidays! Here’s our special drink episode with @budterracebro.bsky.social and @margaritagrandpa.bsky.social. Enjoy!
249| A Very Drunk Tom & Ryan Christmas Episode (feat. LA Pat)
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Pizzeria Da Gloria hits every time 🤌
248| We Recorded this Before the Big News
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This is your reminder that voting for HOF candidates who likely or possible did steroids is very very cool, whereas following fitness influencers who do is very very lame.
Pretty wild that all it took was the domino of Juan Soto signing for law enforcement to identify and locate Luigi Mangione for questioning.
Here’s my 2025 HOF Ballot #VoteForTen
I have to say, perhaps the most annoying new group of online people that aren’t directly political has to be the anti-seed oil people.
millions of Americans are suddenly experiencing what scientists are calling the Looney Tunes effect, where, upon seeing a photo of a billionaire, they instead see a steaming roasted chicken and start licking their lips
"Leave it to the states"!*
* Unless the voters disagree with us
Our co-host and producer @budterracebro.bsky.social woke up last night in Chinatown with people screaming “you killed health man” at him. We have no idea if he was involved in the latest Juan Soto talks or not, but let this be a lesson on the dangers of drinking and how cool it is.
As someone who had United healthcare and was denied basic coverage for various things last year, today’s news hits a little sweeter. Rest in piss.
1. Josh Hancock
2. Budweiser Quiche
3. The evils of Tow Truck Drivers
My favorite John Candy story, from character actor Troy Evans.
I’m thankful for teams spending money on top talent while my team rots
Been looking for a new gig. Should I apply? I’m pretty well trained, I’ve seen Dogma like 10 times
Dude, that show is so good, I’m like halfway through the third season
Tingus Pingus being back before December 🍀
I know I could message them on the other site, but this app desperately needs CardinalsGifs and Kyle Reis to join the madness
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it."
