Candy Bastard (@candybastard)

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05.03.2026 15:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm terrified of trans dating apps because what if everyone on there says I'm fat and ugly and they get angry at me for giving trans people a bad name and then they dunk me in a toilet and give me a wedgie

02.03.2026 16:17 👍 60 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Almost there

02.03.2026 17:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

space cake

02.03.2026 12:33 👍 4277 🔁 558 💬 28 📌 0

Angora Napkin ref in the wild?? Must still be my birthday

01.03.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting in front of a christmas tree writing on a piece of paper with a pencil . ALT: a man is sitting in front of a christmas tree writing on a piece of paper with a pencil .

28.02.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*heavy breathing*

28.02.2026 19:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A panel from the manga Rai Rai Rai. It’s only text and reads: “I’m the only one who gets to pick on you! Only me!! Anyone else who does it is asking for a beatdown!”

ideal relationship dynamic

27.02.2026 03:21 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Slamtom Pt. II, by R0CKET SAUCE!!! from the album It's Time To Slam Jam

r0cketsauce.bandcamp.com/track/slamto...

25.02.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Aghghghgagh so much style, so much kiss bullying! Thanks very much nerd this pic kicks rat butt!

I believe they were an un-named original character I failed to develop haha. You rendered them perfectly 🐻👌

25.02.2026 02:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hate that I can’t remember who the rat/possum character belongs to, def gonna reverse image search later on tho

Belated birthday fanart for @candybastard.bsky.social, in which 70s AU! Krista is smooching up a very familiar nerd during a study date. Took a while but I’m glad this turned out pretty damn good!

24.02.2026 23:06 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin and a book in front of him . Alt: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin and a book in front of him .

21.02.2026 14:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Krista laughs at you

20.02.2026 20:54 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

debra of delta

20.02.2026 16:07 👍 755 🔁 144 💬 7 📌 0

Love her hair!

19.02.2026 21:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's my birthday today so I get to punch you TWICE, one more than the usual guaranteed daily punch. 👊🐻

19.02.2026 21:47 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 11 📌 0

Revisiting my old character Margol!

18.02.2026 10:48 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

*shudder* I remember those days. I might keep the stack and just dip into it randomly like some 35k page magazine from the last 7 years lol

18.02.2026 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know right! It's a digital mountain of artwork!

18.02.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just logged into my ancient FA account and oh my goodness that's a big in-box

18.02.2026 15:57 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

You should always steal from corpos. They steal our money, lives and happiness without consequences. Legally they're people: people I'd like to hurt.

18.02.2026 03:32 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

You should always steal from corpos. They steal our money, lives and happiness without consequences. Legally they're people: people I'd like to hurt.

18.02.2026 03:32 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Your wish is my command! 🫸

18.02.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can hear that quote *splurchhh*

16.02.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like his greasy hair

16.02.2026 16:24 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gelf the stoner mouse guy is dressed in a tatty t-shirt, knit hat and track pants. He leans on a surface and appears to be watching something, perhaps a screen.

lazy dayz

16.02.2026 16:24 👍 146 🔁 41 💬 7 📌 0

GIMME! 👊👊👊👊

16.02.2026 14:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The best part of Valentine's Day is the discount chocolate AFTER Valentine's Day! @candybastard.bsky.social
🐰💗🐻

16.02.2026 04:26 👍 223 🔁 41 💬 5 📌 1

Happy Valentine's NERD

15.02.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A WIP character concept for another project, filler as you will, better that Pol posts:

14.02.2026 09:29 👍 170 🔁 36 💬 4 📌 0

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