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Well, everyone knows Angus’s capacity to have a healthy relationship with social media died at Little Tweethorn. What this account presupposes is: maybe it didn’t?

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Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 13:52 👍 1145 🔁 224 💬 24 📌 19

UFC fighters will teach cops how not to faint at the sight of a needle

12.03.2026 13:58 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
12.03.2026 02:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Speechless with how good this is

11.03.2026 03:53 👍 237 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon character is throwing a baseball in a baseball field ALT: a cartoon character is throwing a baseball in a baseball field
11.03.2026 03:33 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our first anarcho primitivism president

11.03.2026 03:25 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Glad that I was able to use a portion of the last tank of gas I'll ever be able to buy to drive to the Cinemark in Merriam and see BUGONIA, which is honestly pretty great.

11.03.2026 03:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Minesweeper, courtesy of Windows 3.0/95

Minesweeper, courtesy of Windows 3.0/95

Y'all are way overthinking this:

11.03.2026 03:05 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

The obvious solution here is for Ivanka to spend the next three years as a guest of the ayatollahs.

11.03.2026 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.03.2026 18:17 👍 13709 🔁 3988 💬 31 📌 6
Close up photo of an ingredients list of a good packet. Says ‘Acidity Regulator (Citric acid)’

Close up photo of an ingredients list of a good packet. Says ‘Acidity Regulator (Citric acid)’

Appointing an acid to regulate other acid sounds like a pretty corrupt system to me.

10.03.2026 19:19 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

well, trump did promise to bring back mining jobs

10.03.2026 18:58 👍 360 🔁 81 💬 6 📌 0

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

10.03.2026 13:57 👍 2898 🔁 603 💬 48 📌 39

We have much more leisure time than our ancestors. This entire website is existence of excess leisure time.

10.03.2026 15:44 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

They’re calling at the most open strait in history folks, just unfettered commerce

10.03.2026 14:32 👍 1157 🔁 132 💬 32 📌 1
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Daniel Plainview?
Daniel Plainview, the bowling enthusiast?

10.03.2026 14:31 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

10.03.2026 12:26 👍 1906 🔁 423 💬 22 📌 4
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 👍 4609 🔁 587 💬 116 📌 173
Billy Campbell and Jennifer Connelly in a promo photo for THE ROCKETEER, Campbell in costume and Jennifer Connelly in a dress that inspired a million obsessions.

Billy Campbell and Jennifer Connelly in a promo photo for THE ROCKETEER, Campbell in costume and Jennifer Connelly in a dress that inspired a million obsessions.

also I enjoy the Stephen Sommers MUMMY but come on, why doesn't THE ROCKETEER get mentioned in the same breath when talking "fun 90s pulp adventure throwback starring ridiculously photogenic people."

09.03.2026 22:52 👍 329 🔁 52 💬 21 📌 11

One surprising thing that the last 10 days have demonstrated is that Iran doesn't really need nukes, and probably never did. Its ability to effectively close the Straits is almost certainly going to be a sufficient deterrent to ensure regime survival going forward.

10.03.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@JDfromscrubslol
Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

09.03.2026 23:58 👍 5054 🔁 909 💬 4 📌 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 👍 6030 🔁 3493 💬 288 📌 237

youtu.be/c06hIXPxvwk

09.03.2026 15:50 👍 146 🔁 20 💬 5 📌 1
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Reminder to you all.

09.03.2026 15:25 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

BOFA deez assumptions have proven faulty.

09.03.2026 14:32 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

they should bring back the panera death lemonade

09.03.2026 14:08 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1

"Turdus Migratorius."
It's a funny name!

09.08.2025 15:35 👍 118 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 0

Markets showing a little stóckolletage

09.03.2026 05:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oil Prices Are Barreling Toward All-Time Highs U.S. oil futures have followed their biggest weekly rise ever by surging as much as 20% in Sunday evening trading, vaulting above $100 a barrel for the first time since war in Europe rattled energy ma...

As we speak, a delegation of priests of Ba’al Hammon are sitting in the makeshift SCIF in Mar-a-Lago, patiently explaining that, unfortunately, Eric isn’t going to cut it.

09.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0