Airplanes were inspired by birds. Not flightless birds tho. Those likely inspired cars
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Airplanes were inspired by birds. Not flightless birds tho. Those likely inspired cars
If your flooring is vinyl plank, you are more correct than you know 😆
But all this gender nonsense was invented in 2011 by the woke left! How could Plato have known anything about it? /s
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear. Text reads: Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are. Big Dweebs Walking Nutsacks LOSERS Turd-eating Bitch Boys Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
If you love something, attach a numbered ring to its foot then set it free.
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Before he was the monster at the centre of a labyrinth he was just a little brother.
Ariadne and the Minotaur of Crete, when he was still just Asterion
#illustration #greekmyth
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
I didn't choose it and I don't really want it
No one wanted to hire an "okay" graphic designer and the department store at the mall was hiring.
✨️retail✨️
when the function got a lil jocularity... #mash
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
I enjoyed canned tuna with a shitton of mayonnaise mixed in after I had my wisdom teeth out.
Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul
Can't wait for the "rover somehow eats another rover" headlines
Lee Pace in The Fall is literally what made me start questioning my gender.
Using ChatGPT
a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.
This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
So festive!
Al poses with Elijah Wood
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans.
Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”
