Why has Jay Kay come as a 5 year old girl? #totp
Why has Jay Kay come as a 5 year old girl? #totp
Rick Witter is about to do a science experiment judging by the safety goggles he's got on #totp
And did you bring a tune along with you this week Shirley? #totp
Anyway why arent the Wiseguys whacking some guys? #totp
Love it when they get people in to mime along to a sample. Love it #totp
Kiss Me makes me sick up in my mouth which isn't ideal #totp
Claudia Winkelman having to guess who her guests are because her fringe obscures her view #totp
I still hate Sweet Like Chocolate with every fibre of my being as much as I did back then.
Itβs just a shitty, twee vocal over the top of someone tapping an empty jar of with a biroβ¦
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Ooh a new number 1 will it be something good... ah no #totp
Hang on a minute. They're all ladies! How novel #totp
And our AI band for the evening has just arrived #totp
Twee god botherers #totp
What was the point of the Glasgow bits if they kept flicking back to London every other song? #totp
Scotlands finest eh? Looking forward to Wet Wet Wet up next #totp
In my head Sugar Ray and Smashmouth are the same thing #totp
Can this be a solution?
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Even with the prior warning I wasn't quick enough with the mute button to avoid some of Texas #totp
Even with their name in 3foot high letters behind I have no idea who this is. And neither do they #totp
Birbs #totp
I like to angry up the blood by watching catchphrase before #totp so I'm properly in the mood for the awful reality of 1999
Why isn't anyone quietly replacing Trump's shoes overnight with larger ones? Every night, they grow half a size. He can't understand it. Asks his entourage. No no, they say, gesturing at their gaping heel space and blister plasters. That's how everyone's wearing them now. You're so fashionable.
List of fake baseball player names
What the SNL UK writers line-up looks like to me
Elon has called the oil a paedophile
Burn the whole planet down
Mr "I'm mad me" in the blue jacket #totp
OH GOD! BOYZONE ARE MULTIPLYING oh thank god it's just backing singers #totp
Which one's the Bez? #totp
Ah. We reach the AI false memory portion of the evening #totp
Im not a party people #totp
I preferred Skin when she was a giant rubber duck tbh #totp