I didn’t have Lyme disease on my bingo card for 2026 but here we’re.😅

Donate to Support for Angela & David's Medical Bills, organized by David Roberts We are excited to prepare to welcome a new member to our family. While everyt… David Roberts needs your support for Support for Angela & David's Medical Bills

We’re so grateful everyone is healthy but gosh if all these extra doctor bills threw us for a loop so any help Is incredibly appreciated!
gofund.me/0f26e3c1e

Hoochie Daddy Shorts season is almost here, I’m ready to live my best life!

I want to start a new podcast around interviewing women from all fields about their research but to do it right I want to find a woman to host and then serve as a cohost. So if you know someone wanting to get into podcasting or any person is you, please slide into my dms🥹

An actual conversation overheard between a patron and their son at the library today:
Son: “I didn’t know you were born on a plantation in Florida!”
Mom: “I wasn’t born on a plantation, I was born in Plantation, Florida” 😂

Lynchburg Hillcats rebranded to the Hill City Howlers and damn if that isn’t the perfect MiLB rebrand!

Still hoping to field a fantasy baseball league this season so if you’re interested please reach out so we can hopefully make it work!

Depending on the way you pronounce Appalachian, I have a decent chance of guessing where you’re from.

1980s Synth There's something about the rhythmic drive of '80s synth that make me think I can dance.

And I’m like “cowabunga dude!”
cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com/p/1980s-synth #writing

Serious question: like if MLB does agree to a salary cap do the teams that are way over it have to immediately cut contracts to meet it or are they gonna give them a few seasons to fulfill contracts and gradually get under it?

Looking for anyone interested in joining our fantasy baseball league this season ✨

Hoochie Daddy Shorts and A Mustache If I don't remind you of a firefighter from the 1970s I feel like I did it wrong

I'm confident there is a correlation between shorter inseams and shorter mile times, but I also just love wearing short-shorts and you can read all about it ✨
cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com/p/hoochie-da...
#fitness #running

It’s one of my favorite days of the year: Superb Owl Sunday!

Hoochie Daddy Shorts and A Mustache If I don't remind you of a firefighter from the 1970s I feel like I did it wrong

I'm confident there is a correlation between shorter inseams and shorter mile times, but I also just love wearing short-shorts and you can read all about it ✨
cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com/p/hoochie-da...
#fitness #running

So umm I have a fancy camera now and would love to photograph anyone who is interested so I can get some practice! #photography

I was so excited to bake dinosaur sugar cookies but they turned out like bricks 😭

We’re excited to tell everyone Star is going to be a big sister coming Summer 2026!

I was today years old when I learned dinosaur erotica is a thing. 😂

Wish Upon A Written Word My way with words is about as graceful as a raccoon in a trash can.

The odds of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social seeing this are slim but if he does I don’t know what I’d do. cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com/p/wish-upon-...

That funny moment when I pitch a conference presentation very last minute and then I get accepted.😂

I feel like the Dodgers are single handedly making sure there’s a baseball lockout in 2027.

Let's Make Maps The curse of being not good at math but loving data makes for an interesting hobby.

Excited about this new research project endeavor combining the US National Parks and regional geography. If that catches your interest, please read along and perhaps lend a hand!
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

Some may call this a thirst trap but really it’s just me appreciating my body even after the holiday snacking season. ✨

My front door with a Fuck ICE poster on it.

Have we seen enough of what’s wrong with this fascist American regime yet?

Every serious candidate for any position in fed govt the next 2 years needs to be running on prosecuting every single member of this regime. Nothing less will do.

A Return to Retail Working retail is like a box of chocolates

Checkout a fun write-up about my brief dalliance back in the world of retail!
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

Getting frostbite on one thumb has really limited my ability to be function far worse than I imagined.

Someone talk me out of getting dinosaur overalls.

Extended #CyberMonday deal, if you purchase a book or plant this week you’ll get a coupon for half off your next order!