Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream๐โ๏ธ
@elonalternative
The Ultimate Parody Account ๐ The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man๐ฐAnd I Think my Spaceship Knows Which Way to Go๐Always Crashing in the Same Car ๐The World is Not Enough ๐ My Granny's From Liverpoolโฝ You'll Never Walk Elon๐
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream๐โ๏ธ
The greatest Irish truthteller. ๐๐ฎ๐ช
Yes I'm turning Near Earth Orbit into the M25 ring road round London in the rush hour ๐๐
I'm offering Airbnb in my underground nuclear bunker ๐
No - not even when I offered to buy the company๐คฃ๐
So while I was in the UK I went into a store called Superdrug. But they would only sell me aspirin.
What a swizz.
That's why I'm going to Mars it's so 1970s ๐
My Little X could do better ๐คฃ
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And all references in the files to me being a space alien have been redacted. ๐ฝ
As said, I'm turning Near Earth Orbit into the beach at Brighton & Hove on August Bank Holiday weekend.
Phew I thought that was Glastonbury
True
Whatever ๐
Great idea I'll get the Tesla team onto that right away ๐คฃ๐
Brilliant track
Well that's nothing I'm up before Liverpool Magistrates Court next week for nicking cars๐คฃ๐
It's a fair cop Guv โ๏ธ
Meet the new boss
same as the old boss!๐
Justice once๐คฃโ๏ธ
But when is International Men's Day?
And I've got some top shelf Catamine๐ฑ
And he has the cheek to call out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit in the Oval Office.
Yes another reminder
#epstein