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Alt Elon Musk๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ

@elonalternative

The Ultimate Parody Account ๐Ÿ˜Ž The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man๐Ÿ’ฐAnd I Think my Spaceship Knows Which Way to Go๐Ÿš€Always Crashing in the Same Car ๐Ÿš˜The World is Not Enough ๐ŸŒŽ My Granny's From Liverpoolโšฝ You'll Never Walk Elon๐Ÿ†

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Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream๐Ÿ™ƒโœŒ๏ธ

11.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The greatest Irish truthteller. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

11.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes I'm turning Near Earth Orbit into the M25 ring road round London in the rush hour ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš—

11.03.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm offering Airbnb in my underground nuclear bunker ๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No - not even when I offered to buy the company๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’Š

10.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So while I was in the UK I went into a store called Superdrug. But they would only sell me aspirin.
What a swizz.

10.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's why I'm going to Mars it's so 1970s ๐ŸŸ 

10.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Little X could do better ๐Ÿคฃ

10.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

10.03.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elon musk is laughing and pointing at the camera . ALT: elon musk is laughing and pointing at the camera .
09.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elon musk is laughing and pointing at the camera . ALT: elon musk is laughing and pointing at the camera .
09.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elon musk is sitting in a crowd of people at a conference . ALT: elon musk is sitting in a crowd of people at a conference .

True ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

09.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And all references in the files to me being a space alien have been redacted. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

09.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As said, I'm turning Near Earth Orbit into the beach at Brighton & Hove on August Bank Holiday weekend.

09.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phew I thought that was Glastonbury

09.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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True

09.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black suit says i thought it was funny snl ALT: a man in a black suit says i thought it was funny snl

๐Ÿคฃ

09.03.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever ๐Ÿ˜

08.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great idea I'll get the Tesla team onto that right away ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—

08.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliant track

08.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well that's nothing I'm up before Liverpool Magistrates Court next week for nicking cars๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—

08.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a fair cop Guv โš–๏ธ

08.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meet the new boss
same as the old boss!๐Ÿ˜

08.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Justice once๐Ÿคฃโš–๏ธ

08.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But when is International Men's Day?

08.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And I've got some top shelf Catamine๐Ÿฑ

08.03.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he has the cheek to call out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit in the Oval Office.

08.03.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes another reminder
#epstein

08.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0