“…Im not reading click bait…” it’s my job to generate the click bait. #TheArchers

He’s not been taking his tablets to quell the voices.

This Scottish excursion exists solely in Braan’s head - apart from his normal passive aggressive mien what’s he up to??? #TheArchers

“…Brian Aldridge is indestructible…” ho ho ho , watch this space. #TheArchers

Herbivores

General Practice is not the place for mental health- except as a filter to signpost patients to specialists. #TheArchers

He’s not long for this world with his cardiac problems and his propensity for sowing discord leading to blazing rows. One day he’ll go too far.

Oh THAT one-I’ve seen it and it’s very good. I couldn’t recall the name.

Metabolised and excreted in the sweat

What’s Blue Lights? #TheArchers

“…the book launch was cancelled…” they heard Kate was coming so decided to change the venue. #TheArchers

Joe di Maggio, Ty Cobb, to name but two . No I’m not a baseball fan they just appeared in a book I was reading.

Further, Amber being pregnant should not be drinking alcohol. Foetal alcohol syndrome is very real and comes with the drinking of alcohol in pregnancy and leads to mental problems later. If this is a tradition, then it could explain a lot. #TheArchers

Isn’t the “other taste” in the cider due to the addition of animal matter ie a dead rat? #TheArchers

It’s Will’s general demeanour that makes one remark, “hmmmm”.

Will has never been the sharpest knife in the box, and talking with Eddy, well the blind leading the blind. #TheArchers

Could this be a corner turning moment for George and Amber? They genuinely sound elated that it’s a live foetus. #TheArchers

If they had both done they might get a discount!!

Is she changing her mind about the upcoming nuptials?

It would have to be Tony underperforming with his play herd of cows. The knackers yard beckons. #TheArchers

Ooooh I forgot the twins in crime. This one will run and run. #TheArchers

It’s another universe - don’t worry.

I’m going to be sick - very sick. #TheArchers

Ruarychhg is pining for the gigolo life in the bright lights. Doesn’t anyone realise what a fraud he is. #TheArchers

“…dynamic…” we’re not talking about the same Helen are we? #TheArchers

Nah Celia knows what’s what’s in cheese making. Helen is just an amateur.

It seemed to me that he was away and things went on much as before .

Are Brian and Miranda going back to Home Farm then? It seems that Brian’s sojourn away has not served any useful plot device. #TheArchers

Yes if you keep back copies of Private Eye .

“…not every day you’re 75….” Indeed, I didn’t realise Eddy was of the same vintage as me. I thought he was much younger. (75 last October) #TheArchers