Epic Loser Kevin

Have a happy and safe Friday the 13th.

That tends to be the response. My sister and brother have their fair share. My mom has a few. My dad has one.

Still don't have one. I'm just indecisive about what I want.

I enjoy it too but I also envision the weirdness growing if we had the chance to continue the original series. The Return is awesome in its own way, outside of the original series or Fire Walk With Me.

The only one I'll disagree with on the great part is Edward Norton but that's just my opinion and may not be how you feel, which I accept.

The other thing I was thinking. What if they had kept Season 2 shorter? Season 1 is only 8 episodes long. If they had kept Season 2 8 episodes long and either had them end it with the reveal of Leland or having the police discover the body of Maddy.

Glad to see this finally made into an episode. I wrote a letter to the Mailbag a few years back saying how this was the first movie that I realized was objectively bad.

It's funny that I didn't know how severe his death was until I was about 12 or so when I actually watched the VHS of it. I had watched the TV edit for so long where it just ends with him getting his head grabbed which, in my opinion, is actually kind of more effective.

You ever think 'What if ABC listened to David Lynch and we never found out who killed Laura Palmer'?

Technically the dog isn't mine. She's my mother in laws but every time I visit she goes bananas and wants belly and butt rubs.

I had this taped off the Disney Channel with an episode of Power Rangers afterward. That Power Rangers episode helped ease the creepiness of Return to Oz.

Vampire Foreplay, a Vampire Weekend cover band

Put in my Oscar Predictions for a contest. Let's just say, I think Sinners is gonna be taking its fair share...and I still haven't seen the movie.

Please, I have terrible diarrhea

Decided to put on Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein for the first time since I was a kid and just couldn't make it even to finish the creation of The Creature. Branagh is miscast and the melodrama was too much for me.

Season Two is a big improvement over the first which I also enjoyed.

And lest we forget the immortal "We downloaded the Shockwave for all the ladies in the cave to get your groove on."

Or Razorback

The Armageddon takes everything from the first movie and turns it up to 11. Anthony Hickox was always a fun director

I remember finding it pretty solid.

It's like the brown note.

The human ear can't comprehend that level of gruffness

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Dammit now I want to do this series on my podcast. Gotta get that in order

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D3 is the weakest in the franchise but I respect that they finally realized that these kids can't break every rule in hockey and still win. One kid brought out a lasso at the Goodwill Games in the last one and they still won.

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Rewatching D2: The Mighty Ducks after a long time away allows me to realize it's not the superior film in the franchise (It's on par with the first) but it's still a fun time.

Poor bastard just wants to find the spell to return him to human form.

"Hey. Agent Foster Grant."

You didn't add the exclamation point so I assume you're watching the Jennifer Beals/Sting/Clancy Brown film.