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08.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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11.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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11.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It Must Be Heaven To Cum While Being Buried In All These Amazing Tits

11.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

went to see this yesterday, would recommend if you're in or near the cities. sobering stuff!
new.artsmia.org/exhibition/m...

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at https://honesterotica.com/portfolios/5689 and enjoy those fantasies!

Something light and frilly for you all today, Jean Dulac’s 1956 illustrations for a romp through the history of women’s underwear in the previous half century. See Les Dessous du Demi-siΓ¨cle now at honesterotica.com/portfolios/5... and enjoy those fantasies!

11.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

it's not hard to produce an album that sounds like Steve Albini production. just record it on the sand planet

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the feet of a digimon

11.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure the screenwriters wanted it to be a Godzilla movie (vs. Mothra & Ghidorah were both 1964) & they didn't think the audience would notice the film being anachronistic but I DID

11.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

got upset at an episode of Mad Men the other day because they were watching Gamera, the Giant Monster (1965) in 1964

11.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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wow...

11.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 6205 πŸ” 1172 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 32

to r/micropenisβ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5128 πŸ” 698 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 11

babe youre not "boymoding" you just look like a fucking dyke. babe youve seen pictures of dykes in like the 80s & 90s right babe

10.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

yeowch

10.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Goat Witch lies on a small rock on a river. She's smoking her pipe. One goat swims and the other bites her hat.

Goat Witch lies on a small rock on a river. She's smoking her pipe. One goat swims and the other bites her hat.

Goat witch again!

10.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
A cigarette from A Better Tomorrow (1986) - 1:19:24

A cigarette from A Better Tomorrow (1986) - 1:19:24

A Better Tomorrow (1986) - 1:19:24
Dir. John Woo
Runtime 95 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4.32 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/a-better-tomorrow/

03.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A cigarette from Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:13:33

A cigarette from Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:13:33

Porco Rosso (1992) - 0:13:33
Dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/porco-rosso/

04.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cigarette from Trainspotting (1996) - 0:22:57

A cigarette from Trainspotting (1996) - 0:22:57

Trainspotting (1996) - 0:22:57
Dir. Danny Boyle
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 48, or one cigarette every 1.96 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/trainspotting/

08.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cigarette from Fallen Angels (1995) - 0:20:53

A cigarette from Fallen Angels (1995) - 0:20:53

Fallen Angels (1995) - 0:20:53
Dir. Wong Kar-wai
Runtime 98 minutes
🚬 x 51, or one cigarette every 1.92 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/fallen-angels/

09.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cigarette from Tokyo Drifter (1966) - 0:45:10

A cigarette from Tokyo Drifter (1966) - 0:45:10

Tokyo Drifter (1966) - 0:45:10
Dir. Seijun Suzuki
Runtime 82 minutes
🚬 x 21, or one cigarette every 3.9 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/tokyo-drifter/

09.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

whys he posed like a gundam

10.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish Steve Albini were still alive. you could get him to produce your bands LP in exchange for a bucket of sand and a gallon of meatloaf

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
HP Gas prices gonna hit six Camden Samia 6-7 Higgins Piggins 6-7 nice Camden Samia Nice Nice

HP Gas prices gonna hit six Camden Samia 6-7 Higgins Piggins 6-7 nice Camden Samia Nice Nice

09.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

@jay.bsky.team now that we’re of the same social strata would you want to grab coffee sometime

10.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People used to runaway and join the circus. Now I don’t know what they do

09.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

@toni.bsky.team what are some of your favorite books about Hitler

10.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ok this songs pretty good but i have a couple notes for feedback. first off i don't know if the ethnicity of the werewolf is that important. maybe we could relegate that to the chorus

10.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0