Iykyk.
10.03.2026 22:20
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Iykyk.
World record holder to this day.
183.85 mph, even faster by the mans account.
Iykyk.
Well, woulda been...
But the Air Force just wasn't cool enough.
Russian bomber pilots in the 60's be like:
Things are fine rn.
One reason you don’t push an adversary into an utter corner is because they will do “fuck it, we ball” shit because it’s the end of their world & especially if it’s religiously coded then well.
In any case.
This goes so fucking hard.
Stolen, but DEVO
Oh, I was just going to hold it against you forever.
(I have not messaged you irl)
It's fine ig? I've dealt with *way* worse deaths... Was just surreal.
More mad at myself on how my brain made it funny...
Nb4,
I called 9/11, manager immediately started CPR, but she had no pulse from the second she hit the floor.
Just, hug your loved ones and try not to think about it.
Monday I was eating breakfast and I watched someone my age just, die. Presumably aneurysm.
And all my fucked little up brain can do to cope is think of this clip and put a comedic spin on it.
"What was that?!"
"Death."
"What kind?!"
"Instant."
@rittsq.bsky.social and I when we steal the nuke in @donoteat.bsky.social's basement.
Even cooler
Coping with the news this week been like:
When did you get to go to ttci? That's so cool.
We've been to the next door neighbor at Mxv rail.
And we won't come back till it's over over there...
Coping with the news this week been like:
Fucking marketing department...
3:19 and covers *checks notes*
Four.
🫂
Nerds: I'm sorry, for the second time I've done this, I was sick.
Mysophobes: I'm sorry, for the second time I've done this, I was sick.
Watch with amazement as I stutter, forget math, and tell 4 of the funniest stories involving the scariest weapons to my friends.
Driving to the lake states to deliver the nukes to drain the Great lakes.
Groovy
