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she/her. wouldst like to live deliciously. eyes closed, head first, can't lose.

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We managed to take out an 80 something-year-old man with cancer, who was immediately replaced by his much younger healthier son, and all it cost us was a global shortage of fuel fertilizer in basic chemical components.

Also all the dead people

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ali Khamenei’s son Mojtaba chosen as Iran’s new supreme leader Move could lead to escalation of war as Donald Trump has already called Mojtaba Khamenei an unacceptable choice

so no regime change

08.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1599 πŸ” 279 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 54

new clown appointed to same circus

05.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And she's out, not even an hour later.

Trump is presenting Mullin's appointment as automatic, but he still has to go through Senate confirmation hearings like everyone else. They're usually deferential to their colleagues, but I think this guy for this post in this election year might prompt issues

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1812 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 21

Markwayne Mullin has to get confirmed by the Senate Homeland Security Committee, which is chaired by Rand Paul, who Markwayne Mullin recently called a β€œsnake” & said he sympathized with Rand Paul’s neighbor who beat him up.

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 1

Noem just wrapped. Unclear if she received word of her firing beforehand. She wasn't asked as it does not appear there were reporters in the audience. She was not speaking like someone who knew she had been fired.

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1144 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 11

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 12389 πŸ” 1575 πŸ’¬ 513 πŸ“Œ 885

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5470 πŸ” 1276 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 45

Kristi Noem is a bird-leggΓ©d (UNEMPLOYED) ho

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7234 πŸ” 1133 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 124

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10766 πŸ” 3276 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 246
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 14113 πŸ” 2452 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT CHRISTIAN ZIONISM

04.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

when is It going to Happen

02.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It has to happen. It has to happen as soon as possible but also as slowly as possible in the moment. You know?

02.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am the de facto Lorax. I speak for the trees.

02.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

SURPRISE HUDSON CAMEO?????

01.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES to the women's hockey players getting a way bigger cheer than the men

01.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

he looks SO GOOD too

01.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

watching SNL live for the first time in literal years to support my close personal friend connor storrie

01.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

01.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1399 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 13

Worth noting that Japan using peace talks with Washington as cover for their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor is one of the reasons we were so fucking furious at them on December 8, 1941.

It's WHY FDR called it a Day of Infamy

28.02.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 1273 πŸ” 420 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

sometimes human lives are simply annoying obstacles in the way of your lucrative business deals and you need to sweep them aside! just normal capitalism things!!!

god they are just such fucking ghouls

28.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is where it feels important not to lose sight of the fact that the specific flavor of evil that has formed the Trump family is via real estate. destroying land that has been people's homes for thousands of years so that Jared Kushner's besties can build golf courses on top of their graves

28.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The King is mad

28.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 5350 πŸ” 1103 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 28

I wonder if a hard-line successor will assume power and further destabilize the region just like every other time this has happened

28.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2878 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 16

πŸ“Œ Thomas Massie: β€œThis is not β€˜America First.’ When Congress reconvenes, I will work with [Rep. Ro Khanna] to force a Congressional vote on war with Iran.”

πŸ“Œ Rand Paul: β€œThe Constitution conferred the power to declare or initiate war to Congress for a reason, to make war less likely…”

3/4

28.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 579 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3
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MAGA Reacts to Trump's Strikes on Iran: 'Absolutely Disgusting and Evil' Major MAGA figures Tucker Carlson, former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Alex Jones, and Andrew Tate all decried the president's attacks on Iran.

πŸ“Œ Marjorie Taylor Greene: β€œThe Trump admin actually asked in a poll how many casualties voters were willing to accept in a war with Iran??? How about ZERO you bunch of sick fucking liars. We voted for America First and ZERO wars.”

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www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

28.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7
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In case you’re wondering how MAGA is taking the news. Let’s just say the group chat is in full meltdown mode.

Here’s what the loudest right wing voices are saying:

πŸ“Œ Tucker Carlson: the decision to attack Iran β€œabsolutely disgusting and evil.”
🧡

28.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1913 πŸ” 761 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 57
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The US and Israel's peace negotiations with Iran were a deception. Netanyahu needed blood to be spilled and America's pedophile fΓΌhrer needed a diversion away from the 3 million Epstein files still missing, including accusations of Trump raping children as young as 13-years-old.

28.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5