Pet Charles

Too salient. Loses the mocking humor.

It’s the warrior ethos, apparently

The Myth of America First How Donald Trump’s Retreat from Expertise Made the Iran Conflict Far More Dangerous

Russia is helping Iran target Americans.

Donald Trump is easing oil sanctions on Russia.

Draw your own conclusions.

It’s called “warrior ethos,” Nick, and if you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it.

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

He likes to dress for military funerals

Worrying about terrorists in sleeper cells sounds so woke and far removed from the Warrior Ethos.

“You’re welcome” - all the career federal employees doing their jobs despite having inept, corrupt political appointees in charge.

Dude. Check your fire.

I’m willing to be a complete fool in front of the court

‘The Last Republican’ Review: Adam Kinzinger Makes an Engaging Doc Subject in Portrait of an Anti-Trump Conservative Steve Pink's documentary chronicles the former Republican congressman's valiant efforts to defy his own party and preserve democracy.

Review of my documentary The Last Republican from The Hollywood Reporter. They may call it courageous, but my own party calls it betrayal. You decide. Watch it for free on YouTube at the link in my reply.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

To be fair, it was probably tough to anticipate disruption to global oil markets when planning to bomb the hell out of the place where oil comes from.

Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict

Wow huge break for russia. so weird. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

“Our”

I love a good real-time retcon

Of course. When you’re bold enough to call us suckers and losers, transitioning to degrading the care received by veterans barely requires additional effort.

Do it! Discovery would be a blast.

Trump to Local 12 Cincinnati: "There's never been a better year for a president. I've been rated. That includes the stoppage of 8 wars with a 9th to come. The economy is roaring. It's phenomenal. That's why I'm here. This is an excursion, a little excursion, and I think it's only that."

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Bluesky hits Capitol Hill (and Jimmy Kimmel)

Individual freedom for everyone!

Well, not you so much.

Reporter: A new report says the military investigation has found it was the United States that struck the school in Iran. Do you take responsibility?

Trump: I don’t know about it.

LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ?

TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged

LANDERS: It wasn't though

TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know?

LANDERS: Your own AG said it

TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter

LANDERS: Where's the evidence?

I’m sure not a soul in that audience thinks he’s lying. But so what - these are all just therapy sessions for him, to distract from reality. The world is better off when he’s doing this.

Don’t forget: Epstein files, 2026 midterms, everything, etc.

Democrats could use some campaign ad footage, so this helps. But pity the poor souls that have to watch it.

Nothing to add

I’m ready to attend one of these rallies, as long as the cost of admission comes with one of those pills NASA used to give its astronauts in case they were stranded in space.

So same regard for his fans as everyone else. On a long enough timeline, everyone figures out they’re expendable to him.

Gas is up 70 cents/gallon since last week and he’s at a therapy session.