That dumbass trumpet is an evil joy, but the lyrics (a gift that they're so unintelligible) are flat and injected with nothing, like real life gore. Maybe the only band I've ever been conflicted about
Sinister in both the good and the bad way? You sir, are looking for the Brainbombs
I don't know how to fix a world run by evil rich pedocannibals, but I know that one French record of Junko played back backwards is gonna come in real handy
Every time someone compliments genrebending, the genre is techno. Every time someone compliments a musical experiment, the experiment is techno. Every literal time. Yep, every time.
A lot of being a good person is keeping a list of people you wish would die and then being mad that your list is shorter than the lists of the people on your list
Saw my breath inside a pizza shop just now, if you're wondering about the weather
There are like 7 babies in this bar, and it's too much. Biker to baby ratio is fucked.
Gonna start 2026 on antibiotics cuz I'm READY
I LOVE Christmas music and do not care who knows it. Stop hiding from yourself if you think you're too cool for Brenda Lee.
My listening age,btw, is 6,734
Rich people next to me just complained about a humming noise in their apartment that gets worse when you close the window. I didn't tell them what a resonant frequency is.
everybody hates fat people til it’s thanksgiving. i had to eat a cyclist’s mac and cheese yesterday and it tasted like a peat bog
The jazz band at this espresso paint nite bar would be perfect for a 1996 TV show about lawyers
Underground crowds outside of New England are way more forgiving about unironic hats
Happy Zohran Day to one and all!
I want an ace trauma test but for all the flus you've had
I can tell the Xmas season has begun because I wish all the world's evil to the 6 different byzantine shell companies that manage my expensive-as-fuck and life-altering prescription
Not fully over caffeinated until your piss smells locally roasted
Last thing you always do before hanging out with noise musicians is shower so you won't have to later
I am excited to learn to play Glens Falls music ❤️🎤🙏🎆☠️🔪🧨🎚️🎛️🔌💸🪚💣🪬☣️🎶🏴☠️ this weekend
NYC, at an office
Q: How's the weather?
A: Mostly bladerunner
Pretty sure from here on in all the seasons will be spooky
nerd: hey fellas, i hear alot of calls for abolishing police. but how will we stay safe? buff shirtless bald guy on laptop: King, police abolition is not about defunding every department instantly. It's about a gradual process o strategically reallocating resources, funding and responsibility away from police and toward community based models of safety, support and prevention. The people who respond to crises in our community should be people who are best equipped to deal with those crisis. insanely buff guy on couch with laptop: Friend I want to echo that last statement and dig down a little further. Crime isn't random. Most off the time, it happens when someone has been unable to meet their basic needs through other means. By shifting money away from police and toward services that actually meet those needs, we'll be able to get to a place where we won't need to rob banks. jacked dude in gray tee shirt at a desktop pc: Couldn't have said it better myself, King! This is bigger than just police brutality; it's about how the prison industrial complex, the drug war, immigration law and the web of policy, law and culture that forms our criminal justice system has destroyed millions o lives, and torn apart families. Cops don't prevent crime, they cause it, through ongoing violent disruption of our communities.
#ACAB
Higher than an observation deck on these cough pills
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME USE AI YOU SHITFUCKS
If you don't think I'm nice enough please note that I have never even one time burned a CVS to the ground
You guys, I think I might be a recession indicator
Just had a salad so fancy I might have to hurtle myself out a window
