Matthew Petty🚮

as a synonym for "the bee's knees"?

Listening to @trashfuture.bsky.social taking about the current ME situation. Featured guest is @matthewpetti.bsky.social , and as a Dubai-based Brit called Matthew Petty, it's an odd feeling.

I'm not an influencer, crypto bro etc. But what am I for being here?

It is how I imagine it

At least don't blow it up while my family and I are living in it

It certainly made a day on the beach interesting

I'm not fucking surprised

Just managed to get to sleep, only to be woken by a UAE MoI emergency alert to "shelter in place " away from windows.
Thanks guys

pa tea

"side from ice age be like" and it's the bottom of a person's face, just showing their mouth and earrings

That reminds me of the Magnetic Fields 'Papa was a Rodeo'

"Home was anywhere with diesel gas
Love was a trucker's hand
Never stuck around long enough
for a one-night stand"

My home town! Quite proud

Shake Your Head (Let's Go To Bed) YouTube video by Was (Not Was) - Topic

One thing you need to know about me. I much prefer the original version of 'Shake Your Head' by Was (Not Was) to the insipid 90s remake
youtu.be/sQiZSTsU0vI?...

I'll let her know

Field cricket i think

Or the printer ran out and Staples was closed

Fuzzy zoomed in photo of a white cat with brown cap and tail sitting very elegantly

She was across the room looking like a ceramic ornament so I zoomed in

International schools are usually great, but expensive. In the UK it would definitely be a state school.

There are many expat places, but we're kind of thinking we want to end that

Exactly. They're still in elementary now, but secondary soon.

Late last year we were talking about possibly leaving Dubai. Now we don't know. Twins are 10. C doesn't want to go back to US. I feel like I want to find a home & settle. I watch too many "fix up old house" videos. Don't know. How to decide?

Oh the Frenchman

Are there any specific jokes about your profession? If I was a Geordie radiographer, every day I went into the Proton Emission Tomography suite I’d greet the machine with ‘Howay PET’.

I can't think of one. Reposting cos it's a good question

Well I say! That's not cricket

Same in Boltgun. If you stand still for a while, your character pulls out his bible and reads. Ultramarines definitely have souls

But Oliver Reed had a metal eye!

Didn't know that!

The Young Ones Series 2 Episode 03 (Nasty) YouTube video by ALurkingGrue

Great song. As seen in the Young Ones episode of the same name youtu.be/5b59Qp4bEFs?...

By Nigel Kneale

Do I want a 3D printer or a laser cutter? What do I want it for?

Late night snackin