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Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

18.09.2025 14:10 👍 61825 🔁 19673 💬 2005 📌 917

That fucker is so woke.

19.07.2025 19:21 👍 202 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 1

Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.

Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.

15.07.2025 18:49 👍 8048 🔁 1356 💬 188 📌 61

Gotta be Brontosaurus right?

06.07.2025 23:41 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20.

(Via Christopher Hale)

13.06.2025 02:52 👍 31655 🔁 8396 💬 612 📌 681

He’s correct

11.06.2025 21:37 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Palmer Luckey's big idea that launched him to prominence has so far generated about negative 60 billion dollars of value for the company that purchased it. It's remarkable that he's seen as a exemplary founder and business genius instead of the architect of a business disaster case study.

29.05.2025 23:14 👍 682 🔁 116 💬 34 📌 11
An ad for Taco Bell that says Taco Bell just quietly released five new menu items.

An ad for Taco Bell that says Taco Bell just quietly released five new menu items.

Coincidentally, I just loudly released five Taco Bell menu items.

24.05.2025 21:24 👍 407 🔁 24 💬 14 📌 2

we need to talk about the pathological culture of hate that millions of americans raise their children in

04.05.2025 01:31 👍 23021 🔁 3568 💬 723 📌 249
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No Name by Jack White. 25 years after the White Stripes began.

01.05.2025 23:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Your health records will be on the block chain."
"Everyone will live in the Metaverse."
"All art will be NFTs."
"Generative AI will replace the need for humans."

We need to reckon with the reality that the tech industry no longer creates things that anyone wants.

28.04.2025 19:05 👍 5040 🔁 1815 💬 72 📌 76
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Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.

25.04.2025 22:57 👍 11261 🔁 499 💬 219 📌 64
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

22.04.2025 16:00 👍 21930 🔁 2980 💬 352 📌 179

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

20.04.2025 01:30 👍 50696 🔁 8887 💬 453 📌 268
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Meltdowns and opera uniting.

Please enjoy this lovely rendition of:

"Bitch, WTF"

19.04.2025 13:05 👍 2840 🔁 600 💬 88 📌 93

I think what’s most striking about the last few months is how rarely anyone in the GOP applies this simple test. A lot of checks and balances rely on this kind of worrying about precedent but it’s now totally absent, as if they don’t think they’ll ever be out of power again.

17.04.2025 16:57 👍 12487 🔁 2344 💬 966 📌 242
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in his first ever appearance, superman beats up spousal abusers, halts an unjust execution and exposes government corruption.

i love how people think they *just now* made superheroes woke

superman, woke since 1938

18.04.2025 14:26 👍 6953 🔁 1685 💬 173 📌 74

I'm hardly an International Businessman™, but even my work has shown me that there are particular steps taken when negotiating with Chinese government officials and business leaders, and endlessly insulting them in public isn't helpful to the process.

These clowns live in the tiniest bubbles.

18.04.2025 13:12 👍 285 🔁 39 💬 12 📌 1
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Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'

15.04.2025 03:46 👍 8042 🔁 1391 💬 435 📌 402
Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'”

That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.

Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'” That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.

An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."

The other said, "Take him anyway."

So they did.

14.04.2025 16:34 👍 25522 🔁 13240 💬 661 📌 1199
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BREAKING: Trump administation attests that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is alive and secure but is under the "sovereign, domestic authority of El Salvador." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

12.04.2025 21:13 👍 2052 🔁 656 💬 523 📌 466
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gm

12.04.2025 12:45 👍 222 🔁 34 💬 23 📌 16

weird, what could explain this

11.04.2025 19:09 👍 14407 🔁 3976 💬 325 📌 148
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Former Brazil President Bolsonaro hospitalized with abdominal pain Former President Jair Bolsonaro was hospitalized on Friday in northeast Brazil with abdominal pain, breaking off a regional tour aimed at drumming up political support as he prepares for a trial before the Supreme Court.

Hmm this doesn't sound like him. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

11.04.2025 17:32 👍 1717 🔁 100 💬 94 📌 106
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i keep thinking about this

10.04.2025 14:23 👍 22133 🔁 4137 💬 162 📌 212

the basic problem facing american democracy is that one party has decided it wants a king and will hand over as much authority as is necessary to make that happen

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