Stephanie Allen

A screenshot from the game Pokemon Pokopia. My character is standing next to a hillside with a field of pink and purple wildflowers behind her as a bulbasaur jogs away, saying "Let's get this place HUMID!"

My character sitting on a wooden stool in front of a campfire. The landscape around me is a mix of greenery and brown, dry earth.

POV: you live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape and you're slowly rebuilding society by watering plants and befriending your neighbors

Me but with Pokemon Pokopia.

And also The Sims 4.

I like two types of games.

The Strait of Juan de Fuca would like a word!

Please, our class sizes are getting ridiculous, I am tired...

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Husband: "Are you two being kind to each other?"
12yo: "Not really."

I appreciate the honesty, I guess.

Oh, definitely running out.

Gotta be unicorn cupcake

Student: "I like walking in the forest."
Me: "Sometimes I, too, long to walk into the woods, never to return."
Student: "...I was talking about going to parks."

Yes, good, exactly the energy we need.

blanket fort SCIF

Another one

incredible, he did the joke

I would love to return to having Sunday Scaries about normal things, which is saying a lot given my sister has told me that some of the stories I’ve told her about my job remind her of when she worked in a pediatric psych unit.

Today it was sunny and 55 degrees, so I cracked the windows in an attempt to dissipate the smell of farts that lingers when you live in a small house with a man and two tween boys and have had the windows closed since mid-October.

Mine was "bed rotting" lmao

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We’ve had cherry blossoms since mid-February.

Usually they happen in April.

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

Oh yeah, I’ve seen a bunch of cherry blossoms already

My allergies have also been bad this week. Scratchy throat from postnasal drip, swollen sinuses and eyes…what season is it again???

I LOVE HIM

Did you…did you count the spiders…?

My student who likes to make up nicknames for us came up with another banger for me the other day: Broken Image.

I've only heard it twice, so I don't think it's going to stick.

I agree with Boston on this.

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Man, fuck this

“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24

“I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24

The people leading the U.S. war on Iran are a former “Fox & Friends” guest and a former “Fox & Friends” host.

There is just so much going on here. Covers really don't go as hard as they used to.