Naomi Clark's Avatar

Naomi Clark

@mknaomi

I do crimes in the city. I write books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Naomi-Clark/author/B003UP1PBU?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true

175
Followers
180
Following
1,909
Posts
31.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Naomi Clark @mknaomi

Post image

Rosa pretending like she could fight me

08.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

He is pretty adorable!

07.03.2026 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
07.03.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
07.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Tiny domestic terrorist update

07.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would do some dark deeds for a Chicago Town microwave pizza right now

06.03.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The paperback and eBook (on my Kobo Libra Colour) of Melancholy Delusions with the title on top and my name on the bottom, both in green. Beautiful cover featuring a woman looking into a mirror with some creepy things in the reflection.

Cover made by Luke Spooner/Carrion House.

The paperback and eBook (on my Kobo Libra Colour) of Melancholy Delusions with the title on top and my name on the bottom, both in green. Beautiful cover featuring a woman looking into a mirror with some creepy things in the reflection. Cover made by Luke Spooner/Carrion House.

#Booksky, I've been working on a few short stories this year & just wanted to mention that I have a debut short story collection now available.

You can read the first two stories here: read.amazon.com.au/sample/B0DRG...

ALL MY PRETTIES (Hansel & Gretel vibes) & LOST IN TIME (Medusa vibes).

04.03.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every fucking website is like โ€œsorry, we donโ€™t employ humans anymore! Try our chatbot for help!โ€

And every fucking chatbot is like โ€œsorry! I donโ€™t have that information! Good luck!โ€

03.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*side-eyeing America*

19.02.2026 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deathcore bands be like; this song is very personal to me. Itโ€™s called Festing Defilement of the Flesh-Rot and itโ€™s forty minutes long.

12.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea of Nigella Lawson interacting with Noel Fielding is absolutely dazzling

26.01.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™ll find something else, Iโ€™m sure of it!

12.01.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Man. Now of all times, just let the people have their cocaine.

12.01.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s eaten a good chunk of it too ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.01.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใ€Žใ‚„ใ‚ใ‚‚ใฃใกใƒใƒ ใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒผ ใ‚ญใƒณใ‚ฏใƒžๅคง้›†ๅˆ๏ผใ€
ใƒฉใ‚คใƒณใƒŠใƒƒใƒ—๏ผœ๏ผ‘๏ผžใ”ใซใ‚‡ใ”ใซใ‚‡๏ผœ๏ผ’๏ผžใใ‚“ใใ‚“๏ผœ๏ผ“๏ผžใ™ใ‚„ใ™ใ‚„๏ผœ๏ผ”๏ผžใ‚‚ใใ‚‚ใ๏ผœ๏ผ•๏ผžใ‚ใŠใ‚€ใ‘๏ผœ๏ผ–๏ผžใญใในใ‚Š
ใƒกใƒผใ‚ซใƒผ๏ผšใ‚จใƒผใƒซ
2025ๅนด4ๆœˆ็™บๅฃฒไบˆๅฎš
200ๅ††ใ‚ซใƒ—ใ‚ปใƒซ่ณผๅ…ฅใฏใ“ใกใ‚‰๏ผˆๆฅฝๅคฉ๏ผ‰
"Soft and Squishy Hamsters: A Great Collection!" 
 Lineup: <1> Munching <2> Sniffing <3> Sleeping <4> Munching <5> Lying on its back <6> Lying down 
 Manufacturer: Yell 
 Scheduled for release in April 2025 
 Purchase the 200 yen capsule here (Rakuten)

ใ€Žใ‚„ใ‚ใ‚‚ใฃใกใƒใƒ ใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒผ ใ‚ญใƒณใ‚ฏใƒžๅคง้›†ๅˆ๏ผใ€ ใƒฉใ‚คใƒณใƒŠใƒƒใƒ—๏ผœ๏ผ‘๏ผžใ”ใซใ‚‡ใ”ใซใ‚‡๏ผœ๏ผ’๏ผžใใ‚“ใใ‚“๏ผœ๏ผ“๏ผžใ™ใ‚„ใ™ใ‚„๏ผœ๏ผ”๏ผžใ‚‚ใใ‚‚ใ๏ผœ๏ผ•๏ผžใ‚ใŠใ‚€ใ‘๏ผœ๏ผ–๏ผžใญใในใ‚Š ใƒกใƒผใ‚ซใƒผ๏ผšใ‚จใƒผใƒซ 2025ๅนด4ๆœˆ็™บๅฃฒไบˆๅฎš 200ๅ††ใ‚ซใƒ—ใ‚ปใƒซ่ณผๅ…ฅใฏใ“ใกใ‚‰๏ผˆๆฅฝๅคฉ๏ผ‰ "Soft and Squishy Hamsters: A Great Collection!" Lineup: <1> Munching <2> Sniffing <3> Sleeping <4> Munching <5> Lying on its back <6> Lying down Manufacturer: Yell Scheduled for release in April 2025 Purchase the 200 yen capsule here (Rakuten)

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/35760
ใ€Žใ‚„ใ‚ใ‚‚ใฃใกใƒใƒ ใ‚นใ‚ฟใƒผ ใ‚ญใƒณใ‚ฏใƒžๅคง้›†ๅˆ๏ผใ€4ๆœˆ็™บๅฃฒไบˆๅฎšใ€‚
"Soft and Squishy Hamsters: A Great Collection of Kinkuma Hamsters!" is scheduled for release in April.
#ใ‚ฌใƒใƒฃใƒใƒณ #gachapon

09.01.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image

Yoga with friends

11.01.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

Likeโ€ฆ

10.01.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you were a Raticate and some dipshit kid threw a Charizard at you, there is no way you would fight it. You would rightfully peace the fuck out.

10.01.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so depressing that the whole world is going to hell because of one giant stupid fucking baby and that nobody will do anything about the giant stupid fucking baby.

07.01.2026 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Tiny blond kitten update: heโ€™s actually doubled in weight since November, so heโ€™s not going to be tiny for too long!

04.01.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image
03.01.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The most peaceful start to a new year

01.01.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon character is dancing in a room with a sign that says ' r ' on it ALT: a cartoon character is dancing in a room with a sign that says ' r ' on it
30.12.2025 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m hoping to avoid contraceptives altogether but feels like thatโ€™s probably the best option

30.12.2025 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

I didnโ€™t have a period once for sixteen years and now apparently Iโ€™m going to have one every other week to make up for it ๐Ÿคฌ

30.12.2025 10:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"And Tiny Tim, who shall never die, still lies dreaming in Old R'lyeh, turning and twisting in fitful malice until the stars align once more."

25.12.2025 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You ever think about all the building Bruce Wayne has done around Gotham to facilitate being Batman? All the underground tunnels? You ever think about who built all that and what happened to them afterwards?

Batman killed them.

25.12.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image
25.12.2025 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

Trying to art-journal like Iโ€™m a guy in a Lovecraft short story.

21.12.2025 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two of my favourite spiders

20.12.2025 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0