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@senatorgiggity

Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.

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Boy that's thick glass

11.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy that's a lot of wrong in one statement

11.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can see my car from the conference room I'm stuck in all day and I'm about to throw a chair through the window and escape

11.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was β€œfound innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.

His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.

11.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 1058 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Jesus Christ this is what AI would spit out if you typed "Child Molesting Banker"

11.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I hope Bonnie Tyler got paid because that Zevo commercial is annoying as fuck

11.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5234 πŸ” 1551 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 283
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 7490 πŸ” 3446 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 168

Well now I gotta go to Seattle

11.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10570 πŸ” 2635 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 51

About fucking time

10.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been running with the idea that Trump permanently thinks it's 1986 and it's been tracking so far

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Immigrants aren't the reason nobody likes you, fuckboy

10.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Drunk mom jailed after child found alone at Universal City Walk bar, deputies say A Lake Mary woman was arrested over the weekend after her young daughter was left alone at a bar in Universal City Walk, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

She kept the beads on for the mugshot www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...

10.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œOne Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This”

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

10.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 6725 πŸ” 1311 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 0
NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points

NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points

NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles

NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles

NYT when a Muslim congresswoman says β€œmotherfucker”: This is a problem for Democrats

NYT when a Christian Republican congressman says β€œMuslims don't belong in American society”: 0 results

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1563 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

πŸ‘

10.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 422 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Bowl Cut it is

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered a swept back look keeping the length

10.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I always get a WARPED one?!

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(they're not even good shoes)

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mario 1993 Movie - $38.9 million box office

Mario 1993 Movie - $38.9 million box office

Mario 2023 Movie - $1.361 billion box office

Mario 2023 Movie - $1.361 billion box office

no greater testament to the fact that the general public are unthinking, artless hogs who deserve nothing

10.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 473 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 17
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 16674 πŸ” 3389 πŸ’¬ 295 πŸ“Œ 234

One in every 1,257 American residents.

10.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if someone tells OpenAI and Google that there's union activity afoot, they'll call the Pinkertons on themselves

10.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

lol what

10.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Early Iran strikes cost $5.6 billion in munitions, Pentagon estimates The figure, accounting for the war’s first two days, is likely to intensify concerns in Congress that U.S. forces are churning through a scarce supply of advanced weaponry.

The Pentagon calculated it was spending $1 billion a day on Trump and Netanyahu’s war. The truth? It was $3 billion…and that’s just for munitions.

Plus they’ve alarmed everyone by burning through scarce munitions in a matter of days.

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