Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨

We also celebrated for the first time!

We ARE The Sims.
With all this AI bullshit the simulation is now incorporating us into the simulation! Side note my oven is suddenly on fire and I feel compelled to go point and scream at it.

Loomis says he doesn’t know who needs to hear this but take a break…it’s ok. We are too.

May I present with his total lack of etiquette, Loomis 😂

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Charlie, this is how your Angel’s get down like that….

Seen Friday night at the Cathedral of Learning. Fuck yeah ‘Burgh!

Disgusting. My FIL also a Marine, may he rest, would set fire to this man.

Loomis wishes you a happy Saturday, we’re keepin an eye on the weather here. Our first Tornado watch of 2026 was jist issued! Roll the fuckin maps!

Omg 😂😂😂 seeeee! They are little sponge demons in your sink!

Godspeed great inventor of the pizza slamwich!

I do believe he already has.

Bunfather, I come to you on this the day of your daughter’s wedding…wait…wrong card allow me to regroup.

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social you’re on the air. 🎧

“And she’s a movie star!”

I threw up in my mouth in that moment.

We’re all here with you. It’s a big boat they have us in. Problem is we’re on the Titanic.

Wait…it’s fuckin March…WTF happened! It was just Thanksgiving!

Nick if you for some insane reason see this, I’d like you to meet Loomis.

And thank you for being my horror super hero. 🎃🔪

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The further we go into this abyss the more confident I am in saying John Carpenter knew the deal about a LOT of shit!

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Maybe they were one of “them.”

And that in theory is the absolute correct method. However I am neurochaotic, have severe Fibro fog, and the only consistent thing
about me is my inconsistency. Therefore here we are 😂

Loomis got a new shirt today. Says “Small Fry.” But more importantly we are now black and yellow!

You are not wrong 😂

Thank you! 😂😂😂

Loomis is deaf. Luckily he doesn’t have to endure my power ballads 😂

Or separate and fall apart after its first baked on battle 😂

A scrub daddy will fix a quick break down moment. I mean…it’s smilin…like it knowsssss somethin. Then a month later it looks like a demonic entity toothlessly staring into your soul. Anyway happy Sunday! 😂

Depends on who ya ask and how flexible you are on the definition of “legal.” 😂

“Dead Bang”

I love horror and crime.

Please allow me to throw my tin foil hat In the ring and offer this…leaders of governments are “eliminated” with extreme ease for such heavily protected people…suspiciously easy…almost like one had a private island to stash them away after a quick exchange of filthy crotch money.

I offer you Loomis. Hes 9, stone cold deaf, and the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Guilty of insane cuddles and loves a good comfort shirt.