Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...
"It rhymes."
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
New dog owners feel frustration he's eating the baby's diapers out of the trash again.
Here's Donald throwing a fit the NCAA Championship football game was happening on the same day as his inauguration.
Donald and Melania have such amazing chemistry. Just listen to that passion.
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
As millions of Americans were losing their SNAP benefits the Pentagon spent:
🔹️$6.9 million worth of lobster tails🦞
🔹️$15.1 million for ribeye steak 🥩
🔹️$2 million for Alaskan king crab 🦀
🔹️ and even $98,329 on a Steinway & Sons grand piano
✏️ by @newrepublic.com
Drop it on Iran.
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"forget touch what if I duct tape my hand to the stove and turn it up high as it goes"
Obama: "We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law ... but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path ... bc if we don't step up, nobody else will"
One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.
Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...
Cartoon by Tommy Siegel
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
Anyone who's been at a sporting event lately, how's the reaction to the anthem these days?
I'm witnessing very tepid applause, regardless of the performance.
#Paramount #WarnerBros
As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
Guess Bezos laid off all the breaking news folks at the Washington Post. As of 11 pm PT/2 am ET, it doesn’t have the attack on Iraq.
If there's a better metaphor, I can't think of one. $PSKY $WBD
Paramount commits to 30 films/year.
"Every film will receive a full theatrical release, with a minimum 45-day window globally before becoming available on paid video-on-demand (VOD), with the intention of 60-90 days or more to maximize the audience for our most successful releases." $PSKY
Let's all remember when he draped a medal on Rush Limbaugh's neck mid-SOTU.
An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU
YouTube TV offered the fastest streaming broadcast of the Super Bowl this year, but which service was slowest? 🏈
"Sounds like somebody wants another fundraising email."
“Trump doesn’t like reading from scripts and prompters, and is comically bad at it.
“When sticking to a script, he will offer commentary — ‘You know, that’s so true’ — after reading a line he is obviously seeing for the first time.”
